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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doodlemeimpressed
alittlebiteverything

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

peppersheart

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”
—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

strangely-normal

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

damnslippyplanet

Brb, writing the fic “five times Thor fell for Loki’s obvious repetitive snek trick and one time he… no, just six times he fell for it.”

wellntruly

Did you mean: all of Norse mythology !

Source: alittlebiteverything lmaoo loki's smile i cant
philsterman01
clarabosswald

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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mrthorinton

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

thewarblerette

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

Source: clarabosswald lmaoo