im coming out as a bottom
APRIL FOOLS can you fucking imagine
space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian counties, if you’re not like a size 2 you might as well be a fucking hippo and it has a huge effect on women’s self esteem.
Hey this is very nice!
this is wholesome content and I am here for it
They are so cute tho oh my gosh work
After a dangerous battle, the Paladins return to the castle to celebrate, though, two paladins celebrated in a way that Allura didn’t understand, so she asked her boyfriend:
Allura: *sees Pidge and Lance kissing* *turns to Keith* What are they doing?
Keith: *sweating* …it’s an Earth thing that we do to… confess… intimate feelings?
Allura: Intimate?
Keith: Yeah…like -um… romantic?
Allura: Oh!
Allura then grabbed Keith’s hair and pulled him closer. She caught his lips and moved her lips against his at a steady rhythm, just like what she saw Pidge do with Lance. Keith’s eyes were wide open as the Princess did this, completely shocked at her boldness and confused on whether to listen to the voice in his head telling him to join her. Sadly, their kiss was interrupted when Hunk pouted, “Oh, come on! And I thought I had enough of Pidge and Lance’s PDA. Now, I’m stuck with you two.”
Keith looked at Hunk with wide eyes and a red blush dusting his cheeks. Allura, however, was beaming and she seemed proud of herself. Keith found himself smiling back at her enthusiasm as she asked, “Like that?”
Keith chuckled and nodded, “Like that.”
Bonus:
Keith and Allura are caught in a heated makeout session (which started when Allura asked what a makeout was) when they had to break for air. Allura looked completely dazed and her lips were red and swollen. She held on tight on to Keith’s shoulders when she asked, “Are you supposed to get dizzy?”
Keith laughed and leaned in again for another round, “Only if it’s good.”
aegisaglow-deactivated20181219 asked:
ikimaru answered:
“and that’s how I accidentally became emperor”
“and then everyone tried to take me out so we had to leave real quick”
idk tho I feel like that wouldn’t be part of his arc, he already has a lot of things to deal with ahh