- Actual Ravenclaw™: Barely passes any classes because they never study, constantly procrastinating, forgot the word for "nightstand" and spent ten minutes at 12am trying to Google it, has a folder on their phone just for memes, alternates between weeks without reading at all to devouring three books in six days or less, they have no idea what's actually happening in their lives, Fake It Till You Make It
lance (with the innocence of someone who’s truly apologetic): oops sorry shiro i was trying to hit keith
keith (with the innocence of a stripper whose rent is due tomorrow): like that?


