ok since i was gone for a while, here’s some random headcanons that i’ve thought up in my absence:
- Lance knows the entire Danny Phantom theme and will recite it at random, unprompted, and to the chagrin of anyone in the vicinity
- Pidge is the sarcasm master
- will also be that fourth grader going “i know you are but what am I?” with a big ass grin
- it drives Keith nuts
- Hunk yells at the TV
- Hunk: how did you forget to gRAB PASTA FROM THE PANTRY YOU’RE MAKING SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
Lance: *for the 3rd time during the episode of cutthroat kitchen* Hunk they can’t hear you - they all once had a very intense argument over the merit of pineapple on pizza
- that ended in yelling, lots of diagrams, and the banning of usage of the word “gourmand”
- Keith can’t spell
- Lance @ Keith, Hunk, and Shiro at some point: so like… do me and Pidge need to get fingerless gloves too or…?
- *when they are totally alone*
Shiro: *makes a very funny, very childish, very inappropriate joke*
Lance: *completely shook* why do you always do this when no one else is around to hear it???
Shiro: because no one will believe you - Allura is like REALLY good at math and can multiple outrageously large numbers in her head so quickly
- Lance: *coughs once* I’m dying
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