some asshole: yeah idk crabs just dont seem that cool to me
me:
some asshole: holy fuck
u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish
If it isn’t clear enough I’m in love with marie
Oh shit u right
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
Tumblr arguements be like:
Person: hey idk fuckin, oncelerxkylo ren sucks and is bad
Person B: fuck this, fuck you, why do you hate gays? Why do you hate women? You know my dad broke ny iphone before right? I have anxiety. You wany me to die? You want me to starve and die? My cousin said she wishes i was never born, you want me to starve? Over a ship? Fiction isnt reality. I dony need thism i have two jobs AND a college degree, i overcame diarrea recently, and this is what i come back too? *sassy gifs* 🐸☕ #regreceipts #sexism #reverse racism #fandomlivesmatter
Finally got to using my new copics (I’m still sho o k)
fresh-bean-deactivated20180822 asked:
10?
artzypaw answered:
10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?
(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)
asdklfja;lsfj lmaoo that’s hard – there are a lot :/
I’ll say my fav is… Hundin, it’s German, and it means: Female Dog ;) I just like it because hund is just dog in german, and its a pretty known word here so just the secrecy that is the word Hundin… >:)
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