~Valentines day is just around the corner~
It’s not just a day to be with a special one, but to love yourself and feel good about your body and know you are sexy and beautiful no matter the weight, looks, sexuality, and anything else. Love yourself and others, and have a wonderful Feb. 14th <3
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Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!
Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo
Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?
Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please
Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes
Them: ok what’s my total
Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer
Me:
Me: that’ll be $37.68
Them: thank you
Me: see you soon have a nice day
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
let’s be real here
it’s not Pluto/Hades who’s ruining our shit
it’s Persephone fucking our shit up because how dare we diss her man like this the absolute fucking nerve well she’s gonna show us all why she’s named The Destroyer
they hurt, they are Sore
wasnt expecting to look back on this the next day to find it has thousands of notes. my back just hurts damn
a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???
Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”
ruinedchildhood