i have nothing to say
Adrien: Five words which are describing Chat Noir?
Ladybug: Tall… Annoying-
Adrien: Oh, okay. But what about… Charming, really handsome and the most intelligent?
Ladybug:
Ladybug: Adrien, are u gay?
*two hours later*
Adrien: LADYBUG IT’S NOT THAT
Ladybug: Okay, okay, you shouldn’t say no. You must admit that you like Chat, it’s okay. *crying*
Adrien: But-
Ladybug: for my love I will do anything
Adrien: Lov-
Ladybug: Goodbye, Adrien, be happy.
Ladybug: *runs away*
Adrien:
Adrien: what the fuck.
Keith but with Lance’s expressions
From our Instagram @/bravepaladins
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This was so wierd but I enjoyed it so much lol
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Hawkmoth: Did you…did you just grab my akuma?
Marinette: Sure did Hawky.
Hawkmoth: I’m going to guess this is another vent session for you?
Marinette: Maybe…
Hawkmoth: Don’t you have friends you can do this with?
Marinette: You are just like everyone else never listening. OK, my ‘friends’ are kind of trash. They dismiss any negative feelings I may have as being related to a boy. Lila comes in with all her lies - by the way, I’ve met Jagged and he never had a cat - then just believe her
Hawkmoth: Huh-uh
Marinette: By the way, thanks for the Nine Nine recommendation. Totally worth it. But how dare you not tell me we’re in between seasons and that cliff hanger?
Hawkmoth: You watched it all in a week?
Marinette: Would have done it in 3 days but school apparently is a thing
Hawkmoth: There are 112 episodes
Marinette: That’s only 45 hours.
Hawkmoth: You have so much potential if you just-
Marinette: Did get me thinking. Why not akumatise a thief or a corrupt cop or someone who already had the skills to take a miraculous?
Hawkmoth: Usually if they’re competent they may just take it for themselves
Marinette: OK, ok, but surely that is still a better bet than, say, sending a baby
Hawkmoth: You are still on that?
Marinette: Seriously, why? And why twice? Why -
Hawkmoth: It’s about opportunity
Marinette: I miss the old you. Back when you were all ‘you have potential’ and ‘I’ll darken your heart.’ Now you’re just all ‘blah, blah, this conversation is boring blah blah’
Hawkmoth: If you aren’t going to let me akumatise you can I go?
Marinette: Can I just finish venting first?
Hawkmoth: …..Fine. But when I akumatise your parents next week it’s on you
Marinette: Nah, they won’t fall for it, but fine. Dad is annoying anyway. Last night Chat just crashes onto my roof and because I’m spooked I just tell him I love him. So dad sees this and decides to invite him to breakfast
Hawkmoth: So, you are venting because chat noir, the person I am trying to get the miraculous of, is coming to your house, completely relaxed, and you’ll be spending time with him?
Marinette: Yeah, like he’s a hero, surely he would have better things to do
Hawkmoth: You know that is-
Marinette: I know, I know, perfect little agent. Problem is you’ve shown more emotions means stronger powers and I’m not super negative or want to hurt him so at worst I would just be like, I don’t know, the Piratcy. A pirate taking away people’s privacy or some really lame pun. Then chat would defeat me because, well, you always lose even when you clearly spend months on a perfect plan because you forget lucky charm is a thing or to actually take the miraculous or don’t account for decoys. So, is it even worth trying?
Hawkmoth: You are my least favourite Parisian
Marinette: So…have any love advice? Netflix recommendations? Good french toast recipes?
Hawkmoth: ….
Marinette:…..
Hawkmoth: Just be honest, patient, and respect their wishes. The Good Place is amazing and A Series of Unfortunate Events has season 3 starting in two weeks. Egg, milk, cinnamon, a tiny dash of vanilla, a touch of sugar, use Challah bread thickly cut, cook in butter. Chocolate in the middle if you’re looking for something more
Marinette: Thanks Hawky. See you next week
Hawkmoth: Not if the season 1 finale gets you akumatised first
Marinette: If it does, I’m so going after your miraculous
Marinette: [phone starts ringing]
Alya: [looks to see who’s calling]
Alya: [chuckling] You still call your father ‘daddy’, Mari?
Marinette: [looks at Alya with a completely straight face and answers the phone]
Marinette: Hey Chat.
Alya: [chokes]
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