Lance, unknowningly walking up to Krolia before Keith can introduce them: hey, the name’s LANCE, paladin of voltron, and the man of your dreams-
Keith: ….
Krolia: ……. honey, I’m charmed but my son actually lov-
Keith, shrieking, red faced: NoNOnONONO MOM WE TALKED ABOUT THIS-
Lance: …..
Lance: M O M?! Oh my god, ma'am I’m so sorry OH god-
Krolia, weeping happily while hugging her new son: marry him, have a billion babies, ill pick the names, get you a nice house–
lance: do you think the moon landing was fake
keith: i would fake a moon landing for you
lance: really?????
keith: i’ve hacked every impenetrable government database except your heart
lance: aww babeyyy
hunk: what the singular fuck
staring at the sun for more than a few seconds causes severe eye damage and yet i’ve been staring at this screencap of lance for hours….. checkmate science (original under cut!)
shiro in the astral plane: lance? lance!
lance: shiro?!
shiro: lance! tell me…
lance: okay!
shiro: ……does this sound like shakira? LE LAY LOLAY
krolia: are you the boy that keeps making fun of my son
lance: adjkfksjhgrb no?? we’re friends??? i mean i do tease him but i don’t ha
krolia: is it because he’s short
lance:
krolia: because he is so fucking short
krolia: i could yeet him across the entire ship with my pinkie finger
lance: hi welcome to theatre, please state your name and why you’re here
keith: my name is keith kogane and i’m auditioning for Tomato #4 and-
lance gasping: you’re that ASSHOLE from calc!!
keith: no i’m keith and i’m auditioning for-
lance: i dreamed about kissing you 365 days for an entire year and when i finally asked you out you said ‘sorry i’m a vegan’
keith sweating hard: i’m keith and i’m auditioning for the role of tomato #4-
Me, pre-season 5: Shallura and Klance :)
Me, post-season 5: SHALLURA WHOMST? I DON’T KNOW THAT BITCH. LOTURA???? GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT. Keith’s mom is fire tho their whole family for good genes tf.
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