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Anonymous asked:

HELL YEAH LANCE HEADCANONS PLEASE (i love my dorito son)

ironinkpen answered:

god i love him too what the fuck

• lance, after putting someone’s dishes in the sink for them: “oh my god guys? i’m literally just?? so generous??? where’s my parade”
  
• lance, after legit saving someone’s life: [thanks others] [feeds a mouse]
• [in galra interrogation room] “… so do i talk first or do you talk first? i talk first?”
• shiro and lance’s senses of humor are practically identical and lance can never know
  
• hunk and lance have achieved perfect optimist-pessimist equilibrium
• lance is the “dude we can totally do this” to hunk’s “dude if we do this we’ll probably get stabbed”
• they take turns being the voice of reason
• coran eventually lets lance record the siren noise and shiro has to get pidge to hack the castle to delete it because coran uses it for everything
• allura: “ugh lance is staring at me again :/” lance, thinking: “can allura turn her fingers into spoons”
• lance doesn’t know keith’s full name. he remedies this situation in his own special way
• Keithiel Knives McMullet
• pidge: “you know lance i used to think that nothing in the universe could disappoint me as much as the java programming language but congrats, you’ve managed to surprise me”
  

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[ironinkpen]

what’s better than this…. just teams being memes

• *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″
  
• they argue over all noises, not just laser noises
• “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually i think you mean vwooom” “what? that sounds like a lightsaber, it’s totally wooshaaaaa” “oh my god can you guys shut up” “you shut up keith”
  
• shiro: “alright guys let’s get back on topic– though it’s definitely whishboom”
• there are frequent petitions to play hide and seek as a bonding exercise
• “keith do you have a plan” keith, who very obviously does not have a plan: “uh……. yeah”
• whenever the team manages to finish a training session together allura swoops in like “wow congratulations paladins!!! you guys are now almost as strong as an altean nine year old”
• *lance says something stupid* pidge, looking him up and down with disinterest: “………………….anyway”
• they walk up to people who are Obviously Not Allura and wax poetic about how incredible altean shapeshifting is
• lance: “i have never done anything wrong ever???”
  
• hunk: “I know this and I love you”
• a lot of latinx people kiss each other on their cheeks casually and one day lance slips up and does it to one of his teammates and do they let it go?? no, never

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[cherryandsisters]

I’m 200% into this 

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[smugkeith]

Full Offense but why the FUCK is no one talking about this screencap of lance

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[spacebrigayde]

The Paladins — Voice Actors

I thought it’d be nice if everyone could see what all of their voice actors look like! They’re all very cute!

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Anonymous asked:

How do keith and lances dragons get along?

parfaitperi answered:

theyre in love

dragon au

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[pidger]

no offense but……. keith at the dining area with his chin resting on one hand looking anywhere but at lance and trying to desperately and hopelessly hide his smile because they’re holding hands under the table

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[shiros-eyes]

okay but cute drunk klance things

Keith has this dry humor when he’s drunk. he never laughs at his own jokes, half the time Lance isn’t sure whether he’s joking or not, but whenever Lance makes a joke, Keith is gone. he’s doubled over, shoulders shaking from how hard he laughs. plus he starts to get really touchy. more times than once he’s just draped himself over Lance, enjoying the skin to skin contact and shared body heat. only downside is his hair pretty much always goes in Lance’s nose, so Lance sneezes on him every time.

Lance gets really bubbly. he gets excited over the tiniest thing and giggles over pictures of cute alien creatures. he’ll walk up to Keith, throw his arms around him, and kiss every inch of his face, drunkenly murmuring how much he loves him. every time Keith gets into one of his laughing fits, Lance watches with the smile of a child who actually a pony for their birthday, eyes wide and fond, heart thudding in his chest. he always starts to hiccup after the second drink, making Keith slowly laugh harder and harder the more often it happens.

Pidge always takes videos and pictures of them drunk together. at first she wanted to use it as blackmail when the sobered up, but after they watched the first one, laughing their asses off, she kept doing it as a way to keep morale up. none of them were able to not watch two dorks so absolutely in love, giggling and sneezing and hiccuping without smiling and laughing themselves. Hunk is always the one to watch over them as they start to come down, feeding them and keeping them hydrated. Shiro tends watches for a bit, laughing and smiling with everyone else, before disappearing, with a quiet “if i don’t see it, then it didn’t happen”

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[acekeef]

someone do god’s work and draw lance in this shirt

[seabreezy]

Ask and thou shall receive

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[wolfpainters]

hes got a point there lance.. (x)