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just some!! quick klance sketches!!!
No, but listen, people
I know there’s this fandom joke about everyone’s outfits being horrid and Lance being the only one with a sense of style, but listen me here.
Isn’t the show supposed to be set in the future? I mean, it’s not quite confirmed but we can pressume the story takes place in a futuristic, technology-wise advanced earth, right? Well, you know what other element of society is also always evolving?
That’s right, fashion.
So, what I’m saying is that this is probably how people on earth actually dress by the time period the show is set in. They don’t have terrible tastes in fashion, this is the fashion in this world.
That being said, Lance wearing normal 2010s teenager clothes becomes a whole different concept. He isn’t going with his time’s fashion, he is wearing something his parents, or even his grandparents would have wore. So basically he is the sci-fi equivalent of a guy in the 2017 wearing zubaz pants, sky jackets and neon headbands, or something like that. Which is, i have to say, absolutely hilarious. These aren’t four awful looks + one with actual style. These are four totally normal looks + some nerd wearing his grandparent’s clothes like a goddamn futuristic hipster.
This fucking dork just took the concept of vintage to a whole new level, i love him so much.
obfonteri asked:
Hello for your consideration: the Paladins meet the Guardians.
kcgane-deactivated20190222 answered:
okay, okay. i’ve been laughing about this for hours since you sent me this here is an amalgamation of some thoughts in Script Format:
Allura: Paladins! We have an intruder on board!
Hunk: oh man not again. Do you think it’s because of Ulaz? One of his friends, maybe? Someone good? Someone - someone not so good? Oh no, oh no. What if they’re REALLY not so good and then-
Keith: -HUNK. Knock it off. Get ready. We gotta move to stop these guys.
Pidge: Well that’s weird.
Shiro: What is it Pidge?
Pidge: The ship is detecting various different life forms but one of them is human. Part human, at least.
Lance: So there’s a guy out there that could be from earth?
Hunk: Like Galra Keith?
Keith: *shoots a pointed look*
Allura: They’ve moving forwards, hurry!
Shiro: Allura’s right. We’ll figure this out once we know what’s going on.
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Shiro: Can we….um, help you with something?
Allura: who are you? And how did you get onboard my ship?
Quill: we’re the guardians of the galaxy.
Paladins: …?
Quill: the guardians of the galaxy *holds out hands grandly* - the guardians - am I - hey, Gamora am I saying it right?
Gamora: Yes.
Quill: The guardians of the galaxy.
Lance: No we heard you it’s just, we’re sort of the…. defenders of the universe.
Rocket: *laughing* Wait. You mean to tell me THESE GUYS are apparently the defenders of the universe?
Keith: Says the talking Racoon.
Groot: I am groot.
Rocket: Oh and what’s your name smartass? Keith.
Keith: Uh… yeah?
Rocket: Oh it is - it is actually Keith. That was just a random guess of an arbitrary name that just came into my head.
Hunk: Okay is anybody else hearing this? Because that’s definitely a fake laugh. I’m just calling it right now.
Rocket: IT’S REAL.
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Drax: *goes up to Allura* your ears… they’re HIDEOUS.
- a few of the paladins find this funny because of the parallel to their meeting with allura
- she is positively affronted
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Lance: Well hello there beautiful lady, your sharpshooter is here for-
Gamora: *twists his arm* -So much as breathe in my direction again and I’ll happily keep going.
Pidge: *snickering*
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Groot: I am groot.
Pidge: Uh-huh. And?
Groot: I am… Groot?
Pidge: Haha, me too.
Lance: Hold the phone, you can UNDERSTAND him?
Pidge: Well sure. I just ran some of his phrases through this computer matrix and started piecing together the language Groot uses based on the data I had collected. It’s actually really fascinating because even though he says I am Groot there are infinite results, for example-
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Keith: *to gamora at some point* Nice blade.
Gamora: It’s no different to the weapon you carry.
Rocket: No different- are you kidding me? Now hold on just a minute do you know what that is? It’s LUXITE. That stuff is the rarest metal in our galaxy! And some kid is just throwing it around.
Keith: I’m not ‘some kid’.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: We should steal it, you’re right.
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Hunk: this baby tree is adorable. I want to hug him. Can I please hug the baby adorable tree?
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Rocket: What does this thing do?
Coran: Well let me show you: My name is Coran and I’m a gorgeous man.
Cube: My name is Coran and I’m a gorgeous man.
Rocket: *grinning* My name is Coran and I’m a-
Gamora: -Rocket, no.
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Quil: Do you have a cool nickname, too?
Keith: ?
Quill: It’s just kinda the criteria for you know, being a cool space hybrid person with a complicated, sad family backstory.
Keith: I’m a paladin. That’s all I need to be.
Quill: Well that’s fine I guess but. Mine’s starlord, just so you know.
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Shiro: Keith… are you okay? What’s going on over here?
Keith: That tiny tree was doing some weird dance. *staring at baby groot who is frozen*
Shiro: …No it’s not.
Keith: Was. Trust me, Shiro. It was.
Shiro: Okay. *pats Keith’s shoulder and walks away*
Keith: *turns away*
Groot: *starts dancing again*
Keith: *looks back and Groot freezes, leans forwards* I’m onto you.
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Rocket: You guys are like the happy meal. With your cutesy lions and bayards. Whereas we - we’re the big mac.
Allura: What’s a happy meal?
Shiro: That doesn’t matter, because we’re not a happy meal. We’re the supreme special.
Lance: Yeah!
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Pidge: Woah, you built this? Incredible.
Rocket: Don’t touch that.
Pidge: But it’s so beautiful.
Rocket: It’ll also blow all our brains out and I don’t know about you but I’m perfectly fine with my head still being attached to my body.
Hunk: Wait that’s a bomb?!
Quill: NO BOMBS.
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Drax: What a curious contraption. But why not just assemble this Valederian from the ground up? Why make tiny lions that join together in such a way?
Quill: They literally just explained that and it’s called Voltron.
Drax: That’s what I just said.
Lance: No you said Valederona.
Keith: Actually he said Valederian-
Lance: -oh yeah?
Keith: Yeah.
Hunk: Hate to be the voice of reason here but no. Drax. You definitely did not say Voltron. Keith is right.
Lance: Keith is right?!
Drax: My apologies, it’s a very strange word. Let me ask again about how this Volterrican device works.
Finding Shiro in S3 be like
- Keith: [searching through a crowd] We're never going to find him.
- Lance: Hang on. [cups hands around mouth, shouts] KEITH ISN'T FIT TO LEAD VOLTRON!
- Shiro: [barrels through the crowd] WhAT tHE FUCK dID yOu jUsT SAy, YOU LITTLE SHIT
- Lance: Found him.
Klance birthday
Okay okay here me out
I’m pretty sure that Keith was in foster homes when he was kid (we know his mother is galra and he was surprised to see his father. Read: he disappeared when Keith was a child) Also, he doesn’t have a Texan accent any more, even though his father did, which suggests that he moved around a lot and it was lost.
So, maybe because was moved around schools a lot he was held back a year to make up for it academically.
We know that Lance’s birthday is soon and we all know that if Lance finds out he’s older than Keith than he’ll gloat about it FOREVER.
Could you imagine Lance rubbing it in his face all day, making all these jokes (when I was your age,, you shouldn’t speak to your elders like that,, I am older therefore superior etc) and Keith just silently laughing bc???
No but just imagine Lance’s face when Keith tells him that he was held back which makes him a year older than him. My poor soft boy would actually be heartbroken
(And then cue Keith making the exact same jokes Lance made in order to mock him)
I don’t do Lance justice when it comes to selfies, but here’s me trying to be lance from @wittyy-name and @wolfpainters fic SUADWM
….which Just fucking updated today and I can’t read it till like way later tonight wtf guys xD
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