In which Shiro finds out about Keith’s attempted sacrifice and he TRIES to have a group therapy session but 2/5 of his space kids are self-sacrificing idiots
aka my failed attempt at an angsty comic about Keith and Lance’s issues
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: they hated each other on first sight, sworn enemies ‘til the bitter end
Fanfic: but they were marked as soulmates, naturally
Sorry for inconsistent shading!
If you were curious, here’s Keith’s OC (Inspired by the Coldsteel the Hedgeheg copypasta/meme):
Quote: Lauren and Joaquim discuss what Keith would have been in “Monsters and Mana”
AfterBuzz: If Keith had been in this episode, what would he have been?
Lauren: There was some discussion about this.
Joquim: Yea, we’ve discussed this.
Lauren: Yea and Christie Tseng, our character designer, came up with a barbarian, because he is very much like a berserker type. You know, the temper? And we were kind of on board.
Joaquim: Yea, letting that Galra side fly…
AfterBuzz: So would he have also named himself Keith because that’s what Shiro did?
Lauren: I really don’t know. I feel like Keith might have been one of those people who was just like Thunderstorm Darkness. Like he would have gone for it, like the early days of your gamer tag. Just like ah, what’s the craziest thing.
Joaquim: Deep level.
AfterBuzz: He would have been a dark edge-lord.
Lauren: Yes! Absolutely.
Keith: My character is Ebony darkness dementia ravenway and he-
Coran:Jesus fucking Christ
LMAO nice my immortal reference
what he was really drawing with that pen
im sure this has already been done but oh well take my shitpost
You know, now that we now that Keith’s dad was a fire fighter…I keep thinking about this scene back from season 1:
I can imagine Keith was either told or this was what he told himself while his dad was fighting fires and trying to save people’s lives (especially if that’s how he died.) No wonder he got so emotional with Pidge.
why must you hurt me like this?
Secretly i love it
Oh hey was it really necessary to hurt me like this, OP?
Lance fell first hundred times Keith jumped in for a hug before he have learned to spin them out of the impact. And let me just tell you - this is the first time anybody sees them hugging and they don’t fall.
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