it aint a phase, shiro [insp]
alien boy
ignoranticarus-moved-deactivate asked:
the really weird and specific Au for klance :^)
she-rob answered:
i want to come back to this but for now here’s some bulletpoints
- - shiro disappears to alternate timelines
- - everything is the exact same
- - he’s trying to figure out why everything feels Odd and he realizes
- - “What’s that look for? Do I have something in my hair? …Shiro?”
- - lance has a mullet
- - is transferred to different timeline again, where all the lions are wolves
- - and again
- - and again
- -every timeline he sees klance being more and more prominent and pining and possibly Painful
- -as well as Pidge’s issues with family and anger
- -and Langst anxiety
- -and Keith’s loner act
- -Allura and Coran’s pent-up grief
- -and so on and so on
- - he eventually realizes that everytime he realizes what the difference is, he disappears again
- - once he realizes THAT he vanishes and finds himself back in his original timeline where he disappeared from the black lion after the battle with Zarkon.
- - everyone’s happy to see him but he doesn’t let them say anything before he starts laying down the shit
- - he calls out everyone’s underlying issues and how they need to stop hiding from eachother because they’re a team, dammit, and the group intervention session is fantastic and everybody emerges with a much better understanding of eachother
- - in the process they call him out for his stuff he didn’t even realize some of
- - in the end, tears and hugs and healing all around
- - and during the entire thing lance has been standing up for keith and keith for him when they delve into their respective rabbit holes of insecurity and its really nice
- - shiro saves klance for last
- -”keith he obviously is completely in love with you” “wH-”
- -”lance you fucking- this is ridiculous, keith literally started washing his hair for you” “sHir-”
- -”This is absurd and I’m not putting up with it”
- -the team agrees and points out evidence
- -Keith and Lance keep frantically pointing out reasons that they wouldn’t be in love with eachother, refusing to look and getting progressively more flustered as the whole team refutes every point they make
- -until eventually one of them accidentally complements the other and everyone stops dead silent
- “You…you really think so?”
- “Y…yeah.”
- -”fuck it” and the entire room starts screaming when they kiss
- -hunk covers pidge’s eyes
- -coran: “I KN E W I T” “A LLURA YOU OWE ME 15 GRETK”
- -allura: “damn it”
- -shiro announces he’s going to sleep for seventeen years
- ????
- profit
damn okay shiro you could’ve just set the training gladiator on him, not crushed his confidence ://
::steeples fingers:: so what if Keith’s Dad looks so much like Shiro because they’re brothers?
bonus:
ruinedchildhood
