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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Honestly

I didn’t believe narwals were real. I thought they were another made up animal like unicorns or jackalopes. 

But then~

I was told today, and SHOWN that they do infact exist and i’m honestly???

Grossed out??? Their horn is literally a long tooth that shoots out their face. And it’s sensitive???? 

Childhood ruined :/

rip my life narwals they are cute when they dont actually exist now they are really grose tooth-horned wales seals? they are really seals with honrs people used to cut off their horn/tooth and sell it as a unicorn horn cool? i guess but they're now really gross to me just ew rip my life rambles
gracesalty
eyrecura

@phantomgrace

artzypaw

@phantomgrace 


WHAT IS THIS???

EXPLAIN

YOUR ALPACA PEOPLE NEED AN EXPLANATION WHY YOU HAVE SIDED WITH THE ENEMY?????

phantomgrace

@artzypaw The Llamas supply my people with essential items we cannot grow/obtain ourselves. Yes, they are one of our greatest enemies, with bad history running back for millions of years, but they are also one of our greatest allies. Years ago, the great Llama king, HAUGAJAOAH killed the Alpaca king, IAOAJBEBF. Since then there has been a long running feud between our peoples, but ever since my Alpaca mother died, I took power in the Alpaca kingdom. I have restored peace between our peoples.

artzypaw

@phantomgrace

the history of HAUGAJAOAH and IAOAJBEBF has nothing to do with the fact that after you abandoned your alpapa people, dropped your cape and crown, and moved onto the enemy (even if you had an “alliance”) 

Your peoples were never fully healed! They are all heart broken and want grass

phantomgrace

@artzypaw The Llamas give grass to my people! Are you not grasping the idea? I have worked all my life to restore the peace between our empires. I am the Genghis Khan of my people. Under me, my kingdom is at its peak, and the Llamas have helped immensely. I never gave up my crown, or cape. I merely set it down for s but because it was really itchy. I would never give up hope on my people!

artzypaw

@phantomgrace

I’m sHOOK. Are you saying, the sacred grass that your alpaca peoples have eaten over the centuries has be LLAMA GRASS. Not even their roots. And not just that, you disrespect their crown? It was ichy because it could feel satan’s power over you.

You need the Alpaca Jesus. Leave the LLamas, they can fend for themselves with their gRASS

phantomgrace

I LOVE THEIR GRASS. YOU CAN AGREE WITH MY METHODS FOR RULING OR GET OUT OF MY KINGDOM! YOU HAVE BEEN BANISHED! @artzypaw

artzypaw

YOU HAVE THE LLAMA KINGDOM AND THEIR GRASS @phantomgrace


I WILL TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO RULE TRUSTFULLY OVER THE ALPACAS.

I WILL SHOW THEY LOVE AND FEED THEM PURE GRASS

lmao rambles just ok