Lauren shitgomery: Here´s my oc James Griffin, he hates orphans and is worthy of a lastname
have we spoken yet about how james was probably showing off a bit and enjoying - revelling in it - when he and veronica caught hunk and keith sneaking? like he’s just stood up on the tyre probably trying to look casual but it’s such a power pose and it’s so funny to me jUST LOOK AT THIS IM SORRY
then jumping down to the ground and im sure there’s no reason to be using the keith trademark pose and adapting it into something truly smug, smirking like that.
he could have just said ‘sendak’s satellite weapon’ to save time but no he didn’t do that instead he crammed as many words together as possible to make it sound impressive im certain there was no need for that many words. veronica had the balance just right take a leaf out of her book, james!!
whilst emphasising he’s looking out for their ‘only hope’
then breaking the rules himself and leaving on an unapproved unofficial mission to go with them whilst never taking his eyes off keith.
hm it’s just not very subtle someone should probably tell him this soon before it gets out of hand LOL
aqua-twin asked:
Proposal: Keith getting to be petty and smug to James about how cool he is "this scar? oh i fought shiros clone and won. Also I found my mom, she's an alien so I guess I'm half alien. Oh also heres my cool transporting space dog." because that was sorely misssing from s8
pepper-bottom answered:
PFFFT PLEASE OH MY GOD.
“i actually fly two mechanical lions. One’s the fastest and the other is the leader. What do you fly? A dinky little cargo ship? Hmm. Sad.”
“Oh you didn’t hear? I am part of a secret agency of knife wielding alien ninjas. With cool glowing masks and shit. That’s right. They glow in the dark.”
“So…you’re the leader of what? Three people? Well, my squad is like 15 people. Maybe even 20. Who knows? My family keeps growing, bitch, catch up.”
Pidge teleports in with Kosmo every single time and just starts shooting “oooOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
oh my god pLEASE
ruinedchildhood
