Chat Noir: I made a marshmallow Ladybug. See? Her arms are crossed because she’s mad at marshmallow Chat for annoying her. You like it?
Marinette, choked up: It’s fine.
Gabriel: Nathalie, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Nathalie: Why are you asking me?
Gabriel: Well, Adrien was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has god forsaken me”
Manon: hey, mr. model, can we go to the park?
Adrien, helping babysit because of Alya’s meddling: what did Marinette say?
Manon: she said no
Adrien: so why are you asking me?
Manon: because she’s not the boss of you
Adrien, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
Marinette: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight the squid at the aquarium
Chat Noir: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Ladybug: Why are you single?
Chat Noir: A lot of people are intimidated by me.
Ladybug: No, seriously.
Chat Noir: Because you never asked me out.
Ladybug: *Stunned silence*
Chat Noir: Caught you off-guard, didn’t I?
Marinette, stomping into her room: I HATE EVERYTHING
Tikki: ?!?!
Marinette: I WENT TO A LADYBUG LOOKALIKE CONTEST
Marinette: AND I LOST
Marinette: TO CHAT NOIR
Tikki: [spits out cookie]
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