fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing
witches
- herbs and gardening
- cook a lot
- wear lots of black
- cats
- magical brews
- probably the village midwife
- cottage in the woods
- vine whips and healing spells
- bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute
wizards
- wear blankets, if you’re lucky
- lab in a tower
- grad student vibes
- will definitely accidentally kill you
- fireballs
- high in some kind of magical drug
- hat that scrapes the ceiling
- cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week
ruinedchildhood
