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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thespace-dragon
charlesoberonn

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

danisstupid

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

charlesoberonn

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

old-manrupee

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

charlesoberonn

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

erinye

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This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

charlesoberonn

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

charlesoberonn

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Well then…

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Let’s get to work.

charlesoberonn

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

Source: charlesoberonn i love this
lesbianhatsune
prinxietys

So, I just spoke with my youngest sister, and sibling, who is 9 years old.

And we talked about why I call my partner a partner, and not boyfriend/girlfriend. And I told her that a partner is exactly the same as boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was a bit confused (cuz I said my partner is a boy) and asked if it meant we were in a middle stage, and weren’t fully dating yet and that’s why he wasn’t my boyfriend.

I told her, “No, we are in a relationship. Sometimes, people are partners because they are neither boys or girls. Or sometimes, they’re not 100% boy or 100% girl. And that’s why we are partners.”

And it clicked. She goes “ohhh, so does that mean you’re not 100% girl?” And I told her that no, I’m not.

Too which she replied “Then I can call you my sibling instead of my sister.” (Which makes me really happy)

She then went quiet for a moment and then asked “Am I 100% girl?” And I told her that she could be if she wanted to be, and she went silent again before saying “I’m 100% girl” too which my brother, who’s been texting the entire time and doesn’t even look up, says “You go girl”.

Y'all, my little sister has never really been exposed to non cishet anything. Just not allot of upfront exposure, and alot of adults didn’t think she’s even old enough to understand what gay means.

But she literally took this all in stride, and even offered to calle sibling, without me even mentioning different pronouns.

Kids get it people. Kids totally understand, as long as you’re willing to be patient and explain.

prinxietys

On a side note, when we got home my sister said “(Our brother) isn’t 100% boy. He’s Godzilla.”

Iconic™

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catnippackets

Anonymous asked:

Your klance art just made me think about Lance just going full on out with the flirting and seduction with Keith and it's not like Keith doesn't like it HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT he's so flustered and Lance is way too hot an Keith can't cope

hamsburger answered:

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haha sorry this is so late (i based it on this then realised after i finished drawing that it didnt work out as well as i’d hoped but yea oh well)  

Source: hamsburger FOREVER REBLOGG lmaooo i love this klance keith lance vld