lance: is half naked in the elevator
keith:

pidge: guys holy SHIT NASA just found like seven new planets and three of them potentially have oceans do you guys realize what this means?????
keith: oh… oh holy shit, pidge, pidge there might be-
together: ALIENS!!!!! WE MIGHT!!! FIND!!!!!! ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hunk: um. guys? this is all really cool, and i don’t mean to burst your bubble, but,
hunk: (gestures to coran and allura & the castle in general)
pidge: (visibly deflating) oh. yeah. i almost forgot about that.
keith: same :/
hunk: how can you forget- keith, you are literally part alien we found this out like last week
WHAT IS THIS???
EXPLAIN
YOUR ALPACA PEOPLE NEED AN EXPLANATION WHY YOU HAVE SIDED WITH THE ENEMY?????
@artzypaw The Llamas supply my people with essential items we cannot grow/obtain ourselves. Yes, they are one of our greatest enemies, with bad history running back for millions of years, but they are also one of our greatest allies. Years ago, the great Llama king, HAUGAJAOAH killed the Alpaca king, IAOAJBEBF. Since then there has been a long running feud between our peoples, but ever since my Alpaca mother died, I took power in the Alpaca kingdom. I have restored peace between our peoples.
the history of HAUGAJAOAH and IAOAJBEBF has nothing to do with the fact that after you abandoned your alpapa people, dropped your cape and crown, and moved onto the enemy (even if you had an “alliance”)
Your peoples were never fully healed! They are all heart broken and want grass
@artzypaw The Llamas give grass to my people! Are you not grasping the idea? I have worked all my life to restore the peace between our empires. I am the Genghis Khan of my people. Under me, my kingdom is at its peak, and the Llamas have helped immensely. I never gave up my crown, or cape. I merely set it down for s but because it was really itchy. I would never give up hope on my people!
I’m sHOOK. Are you saying, the sacred grass that your alpaca peoples have eaten over the centuries has be LLAMA GRASS. Not even their roots. And not just that, you disrespect their crown? It was ichy because it could feel satan’s power over you.
You need the Alpaca Jesus. Leave the LLamas, they can fend for themselves with their gRASS
*standing next to a tall person with annoyed glare*: stupid tree
@artzypaw is this how you feel? 😂
@cassiestars pfft you’re the tree
I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people