space kids in flying space lions
so @brettanomycroft and i were talking about stuff. 90% of this is her tbh and it’s too good not to share:
- the paladins totally have a bunch of abandoned blogs back on earth
- Lance had a makeup blog
- Hunk had a food blog
- Pidge was a reddit gremlin
Keith: I never blogged.
Lance: Bullshit!
Pidge:
Yeah, I bet you ran one of those lizard people conspiracy blogs. Orgon
blasters, crystal, Illuminati, the whole nine yards
- Plot twist: Keith actually used to run a super popular aesthetic blog
- Lance was a huge follower and tried to emulate it
- (Keith also had a secret side blog about knives, but like, super aesthetic knives. With super pretty handles and holsters)
- Hunk really misses his food blog and wishes he could blog in space
Pidge: “I didn’t have a blog, but I once got over 1000 reddit gold for a shitpost I made”
Pidge: “I was on the front page for 48 straight hours”
Shiro: “Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”
Pidge: “You poor, beautiful child”
- Shiro didn’t blog, he was blogged about
- It turns out that Shiro ended up on each of their blogs at some point
- Keith, being the one who knew him best, did it on purpose for part of the aesthetic blog
- But Lance and Hunk? Totally unintentional
- Lance sees Shiro and snags a picture and is like “How is this man’s complexion so even??”
- Hunk is at a restaurant and Shiro’s in the background of his photo
- Pidge’s shitpost involves both Matt and Shiro
- And they all realize:
- “Shiro… you’re an internet god”
- Takashi “I don’t even know how to check my email” Shirogane, folks
Shiro: “None of this matters now because we’re in space”
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