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Reblog if you will never stop loving Adrien, Marinette, Alya, Nino, or any of the characters no matter what the writing has them say or do.

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Hawkmoth: Did you…did you just grab my akuma?

Marinette: Sure did Hawky. 

Hawkmoth: I’m going to guess this is another vent session for you?

Marinette: Maybe…

Hawkmoth: Don’t you have friends you can do this with?

Marinette: You are just like everyone else never listening. OK, my ‘friends’ are kind of trash. They dismiss any negative feelings I may have as being related to a boy. Lila comes in with all her lies - by the way, I’ve met Jagged and he never had a cat - then just believe her

Hawkmoth: Huh-uh

Marinette: By the way, thanks for the Nine Nine recommendation. Totally worth it. But how dare you not tell me we’re in between seasons and that cliff hanger?

Hawkmoth: You watched it all in a week?

Marinette: Would have done it in 3 days but school apparently is a thing

Hawkmoth: There are 112 episodes

Marinette: That’s only 45 hours.

Hawkmoth: You have so much potential if you just-

Marinette: Did get me thinking. Why not akumatise a thief or a corrupt cop or someone who already had the skills to take a miraculous?

Hawkmoth: Usually if they’re competent they may just take it for themselves

Marinette: OK, ok, but surely that is still a better bet than, say, sending a baby

Hawkmoth: You are still on that?

Marinette: Seriously, why? And why twice? Why -

Hawkmoth: It’s about opportunity

Marinette: I miss the old you. Back when you were all ‘you have potential’ and ‘I’ll darken your heart.’ Now you’re just all ‘blah, blah, this conversation is boring blah blah’

Hawkmoth: If you aren’t going to let me akumatise you can I go?

Marinette: Can I just finish venting first?

Hawkmoth: …..Fine. But when I akumatise your parents next week it’s on you

Marinette: Nah, they won’t fall for it, but fine. Dad is annoying anyway. Last night Chat just crashes onto my roof and because I’m spooked I just tell him I love him. So dad sees this and decides to invite him to breakfast

Hawkmoth: So, you are venting because chat noir, the person I am trying to get the miraculous of, is coming to your house, completely relaxed, and you’ll be spending time with him?

Marinette: Yeah, like he’s a hero, surely he would have better things to do

Hawkmoth: You know that is-

Marinette: I know, I know, perfect little agent. Problem is you’ve shown more emotions means stronger powers and I’m not super negative or want to hurt him so at worst I would just be like, I don’t know, the Piratcy. A pirate taking away people’s privacy or some really lame pun. Then chat would defeat me because, well, you always lose even when you clearly spend months on a perfect plan because you forget lucky charm is a thing or to actually take the miraculous or don’t account for decoys. So, is it even worth trying?

Hawkmoth: You are my least favourite Parisian

Marinette: So…have any love advice? Netflix recommendations? Good french toast recipes?

Hawkmoth: ….

Marinette:…..

Hawkmoth: Just be honest, patient, and respect their wishes. The Good Place is amazing and A Series of Unfortunate Events has season 3 starting in two weeks. Egg, milk, cinnamon, a tiny dash of vanilla, a touch of sugar, use Challah bread thickly cut, cook in butter. Chocolate in the middle if you’re looking for something more

Marinette: Thanks Hawky. See you next week

Hawkmoth: Not if the season 1 finale gets you akumatised first

Marinette: If it does, I’m so going after your miraculous

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Hawkmoth: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, last time you rejected my gift

Marinette: Oh, it’s you again. Did you run out of babies to akumatise?

Hawkmoth: what?

Marinette: I mean was August taken on a holiday?

Hawkmoth: Mar-

Marinette: Was Lila busy tonight?

Hawkmoth: If you-

Marinette: Chloe still being nice and not getting people akumatised? My class actually dealing with things maturely?

Hawkmoth: QUIET!

Marinette: ……

Hawkmoth: I sense a great potential within you. I know you are upset about the injustices of the world, the cruelty of others, how everyone always -

Marinette: No crazy fans in Paris? No people getting upset when they get caught breaking the law

Hawkmoth: If you weren’t going to accept the akuma why did you let it touch you?

Marinette: I was bored. Really would have thought you would have learnt by now

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Not even cookies!

AU where the only way that Hawkmoth could control Tikki or Plagg is if he had both! Spoilers of season 2 is in this short Drabble.

Hawkmoth thought his plan was sound proof. He had acquired the earrings of the girl and had her bound in the room as bait. She was surprisingly defiant even after he knocked her aside and possibly gave her a concussion. Ah, the consequences that couldn’t be avoided. He shrugged and pulled out the mirror as well as plucked the needle he’d been saving for this very moment.

“Now, in just a few minutes I will have the power of creation at my fingertips! And then when your precious chaton comes to rescue you, I will have his miraculous as well!” He dared to release a deep, dark chuckle. A snort escaped the girl and he looked over in time to see her rolling her eyes. He sneered and made a reminder to make her stay a little unpleasant. Adrien was never like this thankfully. At least he wasn’t like that dumb, punning cat.

The piercing was rather easy to do and he could barely contain his joy as he slipped the earrings in. His hands trembled as a light pink glow made the Kwami exit the miraculous. He expected a sad little bug similar to Nooroo, but that’s not what slapped him in the face.

“How dare you?! I understand you believe that demonizing real people for having feelings is fine, but smacking a child the age of your son?! What kind of man are you? A spineless, little stain on the print of humanity that’s what! And don’t think that I’m going to help you take over the world! I wouldn’t help you even if you gave me all the cookies!”

Hawkmoth soon realized that he might have overestimated this plan with the furious Kwami, but no matter. He was in control. He couldn’t let the Kwami speak to him like that! He was Gabriel Agreste, he was Hawkmoth!

“I order you to lose your mouth Kwami.” His eyes were near slits and the words were a gruff threat. The command worked and the red terror lost her mouth. She glared stonily at him. He looked to see if the defiance had left the girl, but she was smirking. Smirking! He had her miraculous and she dared to smirk. He turned away. Let the silly child smirk all she wanted, he was the victor of this tale. Her Kwami was the evidence of that. He impatiently tapped his foot. He was all too eager for Chat Noir to come, he wanted to be done so Emilie was able to be back. Gabriel pondered with the thought of keeping the miraculous to find the rest. Infinite power would be at his hands if he did that. He sneered, power was always wanted in his mind. A light voice disturbed his thoughts and he spun quickly to guarantee what he was hearing.

“Don’t worry Marinette. Chat will come soon. I can’t wait to tell Plagg that Hawkmoth tried to take my freedom of speech away! Our boys aren’t going to be very happy!” The red menace giggles as she sat on the girls head.

Hawkmoth felt his jaw drop as the two both smirked at him. Maybe this was a bad plan.

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