Red and Blue make Purple

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[whatifdestiel]

“asexuals are basically straight”

“asexuals are inherently homophobic”

“asexuals are just confused; not having sex is just celibacy”

“asexuals are just gays with internalized homophobia”

“asexuals have no place in the lgbt+ community”

“there’s no such thing as aphobia”

“i’d never touch an asexual person"

“ace people just aren’t oppressed enough to be in the lgbt+ community”

“i only hate the cishet aces”

“asexuality isn’t a real thing”

[Red and Blue make Purple]

What am I watching

[Red and Blue make Purple]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[md-admissions]

I love asking assessing alertness and orientation because these are basically the answers I get hahaha

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Honestly

I didn’t believe narwals were real. I thought they were another made up animal like unicorns or jackalopes. 

But then~

I was told today, and SHOWN that they do infact exist and i’m honestly???

Grossed out??? Their horn is literally a long tooth that shoots out their face. And it’s sensitive???? 

Childhood ruined :/