May I introduce
Beefcake Noir

Master Fu: “Adrien, we need to choose a new Queen Bee to replace Chloé, and I think it’s time you picked an ally you can trust.”
Adrien: “I choose Marinette.”
Master Fu: “…”
Master Fu: “Umm, that’s great, but, umm… could you please choose someone… else?”
Adrien: “I thought you said this was my choice?”
Master Fu: “Well, yes, but…”
Adrien: “Do you not think Marinette is trustworthy?!?”
Master Fu: “Of course she is, it’s just that…”
Adrien: “…what?”
Master Fu: “Nothing”
*Later*
Marinette: “Oh, what? Me? Umm, thanks, but I wouldn’t want to… take this role away from Chloé. I mean, she’s worked to hard for this.”
Chloé: “No, go ahead, take it, you’ll make a great Queen Bee.”
Marinette: “Oh, well, umm… if you insist.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “I wonder where Ladybug is, we need her to defeat the villain.”
Marinette: “…”
Marinette: “Venom!” ‘uses superpower on random person’
Marinette: “Oh no, would you look at that I just accidentally used my power and need to recharge, I’m gonna go do that now. Also I’m super incompetent and you should totally never ask me to be Queen Bee ever again.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “My Lady, you missed her, I chose someone to be the new Queen Bee, but she ran off just before you arrived.”
Ladybug: “Oh yeah, no, I met her, we stopped and talked as she was leaving. She’s a terrible hero, don’t ever give her a miraculous again.”



“Are you sure about this?” Marinette questioned her super powered friend, “I mean it’s not like I don’t believe you….. Its just that…”
“You don’t believe me.” He crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. Marinette and Chat Noir stood in her room debating how strong Chat Noir is with and without his powers considering he was always carrying her.
“Chat, you’re a super hero, your powers are half of your abilities, and honestly I’m sure Ladybug would agree with me.” Marinette chuckled knowing she would if Chat ever asked her hidden persona.
“I can totally do it! I’m strong outside the mask too!” He was adamant he could do A lot of things with and without the mask like his persona. Marinette turned around to grab the Chat Noir mask he wore once in a while when he didn’t want tp be in costume visiting at night. She gave it to him along with a black jacket and turned around. He detransformed and put on the disguise. “Come here.” Their argument had been if he could carry her around like Chat could do so easily running around. “I work out, my line of work actually requires me to be fit.” He said As-a-matter-of-factly.
“Listen, I know you can hold me, but for long periods of time and running around too?” Anyone would get tired eventually.” She walked up to him and lifted her arms. “Knock yourself out Chat.” He looked her up and down. “What?”
“I’m just thinking how I should carry you. Princess style, piggy back, should I throw you over my shoulder like a sack of flour?” Marinette playfully punched him and they laughed.
“Well you mostly carry me princess style so lets do that one.” She hopped into his arms and he ran around the room jumping on her chairs and spinning her making her laugh. This continued for awhile and he was becoming a bit tired. “You’re doing good kitty, I underestimated you. But what if I was unconscious?” She smirked then announced, “Dead Weight!!” And let her whole body just flop and turn to putty.
“Why!? How!? Why does this make people seem heavier!?” Chat Noir tripped on the carpet and they both fell on the floor. Under mumbles he called plagg to transform again. Once in costume again he lifted her over his head like it was nothing. “Ha Haaaa!” He yelled as if he just won something.
“I’ll give you props, you lasted longer than I thought you would.”
He put her down. “Powers or no powers, I will always come to save you.” He gazed into her eyes.
“Powers or no powers, I’ll always wait for you to come.”
Luka expresses his feelings towards Marinette to let her know how he felt towards her and what she means to him. Even if she ended up with Adrien, he needed to let her know that she was someone important in his life and that whatever she decides, he’ll always be there.
and I’m wheezing



I ♡ U
Okay, we’ve all seen/read the Wedding Day Reveal Scenarios…but picture this.
Adrien and Marinette get together, move in, get married and have a kid all without revealing their identities. Cue the first time Marinette goes out and leaves Adrien at home doing childcare all by himself.
Obviously, the first thing Marinette wants to do as a new parent is transform into Ladybug and blow off some steam.
Obviously, the first thing Adrien wants to do now that he’s unsupervised is put the baby in a cape and transform into the amazing crime fighting duo Chat Noir and Smitten Kitten!
So Ladybug is standing on a rooftop somewhere, stretching out her arms and legs, enjoying the view, when all of the sudden–
“WA-HOOOO!!!”
Chat Noir lands on the rooftop across the street with a loudly (and happily) squealing baby in a backpack carrier on his shoulders.
Ladybug: Chat Noir?! What are you–……..
Chat Noir: Oh hey, Ladybug! (waves across rooftops) How’s it hanging?
Ladybug: …why….why do you….where are you taking my baby?
Chat Noir: Huh? What? This is my baby.
Ladybug: Do you seriously think I can’t recognize my own baby? I knitted that cat suit onesie and cape combo with my own two hands!
Chat Noir: ….wait….no….it can’t be….Marinette?
Ladybug: (swinging yoyo threateningly) You have three seconds to put down my baby and step away from the backpack.
Chat Noir: Wait–Marinette–Ladybug–it’s me–I’m Adrien!”
Ladybug: (looking even angrier now) And you thought taking our daughter on patrol would be–what–funny?
Chat Noir: (gulp) I thought it would be….cute?
…
And later on, when Adrien is nursing the rope burns he got from Ladybug towing him home in her yoyo after he tried to escape her wrath and he is whining to Plagg that Marinette refuses to let him be alone unsupervised with his own child now, Plagg rolls up a newspaper and bops Adrien on the nose with it.
Plagg: This is why you never reveal your secret identity!