marinette: i’m in love with you!
chat noir:
ladybug: I’m actually Marinette Dupain-Cheng
chat noir: no you’re not
ladybug:
ladybug: what
chat noir: marinette told me she loved me so you obviously can’t be her lol
Chat Noir: Marinette! I really need your help. But you'll have to give it back to me once we've defeated the akuma.
Marinette: But- But I'm not superhero material. I'm sure there's someone who'd be a better-
Chat Noir: There is nobody I'd rather give this to. *opens box* Would you please save Paris with me?
Marinette: Oh-okay... *takes the Miraculous & transforms*
Chat Noir: *stares in awe*
Mulmouse: Why are you staring? Do I look weird?
Chat Noir: *grins* No, you're perfect. It's very you. Now follow me.
Mulmouse: Time for a game of Cat and Mouse?
Chat Noir:
Mulmouse: Or are you going to teach me the ropes first? *swings jump rope tail*
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: Where have you been all my life?
Chat Noir: So... you and Rena Rouge are a couple?
Carapace: Yeah.
Chat Noir: They've known each other for one day and they're already together!
Rena Rouge: We knew each other before we were Rena Rouge and Carapace, Kitty.
Chat Noir: What?! See, they know their identities, why can't we?
Ladybug: Because they know their identities, Rena sacrificed herself to protect Carapace, and when she got akumatized, Carapace was so overwhelmed with grief, he became akumatized. That wouldn't have happened, had they not known. Knowing is dangerous!
Chat Noir: So you're saying, if you knew who I was, you'd be afraid Hawk Moth would make you hurt me?
Ladybug: ...
Chat Noir: And if you knew, you're worried you'd care more about me than you do already?
Ladybug: ...
Chat Noir: I knew you loved me.
Chat: *gives marinette mouse miraculous*
Mari to tiki : WTF DO I DO
Tiki: bITCH IDFK
Mari: *goes MIA as ladybug and uses mouse miraculous*
Chat: damn…. wheres ladybug??
Mari: *sweating nervously*
Chat: …
Mari: *sweats harder*
Chat: ….. hmmmmm
Chat: …could it be that you’r-
Mari: w-WILL YOU MARRY ME
The Other Cat
- Adrien: *lying awake for the fifth night in a row after Marinette's confession* Wait... but then why would she kiss me the way she did if she was in love with Chat Noir? *pouts*
- Plagg: Are...
- Plagg: Are you jealous of yourself???
So when I saw this thanks to a Brazilian Birdie my mind went to Marichat. Then I remembered this little gem:
They’re touching it.
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