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artzypaw answered:

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)

asdklfja;lsfj lmaoo that’s hard – there are a lot :/

I’ll say my fav is… Hundin, it’s German, and it means: Female Dog ;) I just like it because hund is just dog in german, and its a pretty known word here so just the secrecy that is the word Hundin… >:)

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reblogging for tags ask ask me another one bites the dust but seriously like huda-bae is like saying a sweet nothing to your dog in german its like oooh you puppy but in german lmao sneaky words
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klanced

Matt: … Pidge?

Pidge: (breathless) Matt?

(In unison, they both slowly rise to their feet, never breaking eye-contact. They stand apart for one moment before collapsing into each other.)

Pidge: (crying) Oh, my gosh! Ever since the Kerberos Mission they- they said that you were dead, but I knew you weren’t! I knew- I never- Mom and I never gave up hope, I swear, we never stopped looking for you- Matt.

Matt: (voice catching) I can’t believe you found me. It doesn’t- it doesn’t seem possible. I… I missed you so much, Pidge I can’t believe you’re-

Pidge: (tasers him with her bayard)

Matt: KATIE WHAT THE HECK

Pidge: (sobbing) WHY DO YOU HAVE A GRAVE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Source: justiceforallura how it should've gone but seriously i freaking loved that part and the part before all the water works vld pidge matt
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astro-not-art asked:

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artzypaw answered:

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10- What were you doing at midnight last night?

Rhys had to take a break on their stream, so i went to bed . Lmao weren’t you there???

(”bed” is reading klance fics ‘till i felt tired, if i’m being honest)

16- The last song you listened to?

Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey 

50- What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I forgot who i was talking to, but like the lame self i am, it was something similar to the topic we were talking about (not really) and I mentioned that Sharks have 2 penises and then everything went downhill. It was first like um, okay how do you know that to that’s cool? but why? keeping my fun-facts to myself for now on ^^;;

reblogging for tags ahh but seriously it was so awkward they were like "wtf why did you sayt hat just kmn like narwals their horns are just a SUPER long tooth sticking out of their head and then like... male seals have a skin bubble they flob around to attrack women??? XDD i have so many of these little facts its bad?? astro thanks for asking :)