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yaboybokuto
claroquequiza

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

hootsweets

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lavacherries
slimewad

wondering what happens to pb and marceline after the series finale?

if the official comics have anything to do with it, they presumably GET GAY MARRIED AND RULE A CANDY/VAMPIRE KINGDOM TOGETHER AS QUEENS

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oh, and they have cute conjoint queen chairs

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whether they’re canon is up to debate, but they’re directly approved by pen ward himself and i refuse to believe anything other than these fabulous babes gaying up the place for a thousand years (what with being immortal/practically immortal)

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