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1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?

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artzypaw answered:

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)

asdklfja;lsfj lmaoo that’s hard – there are a lot :/

I’ll say my fav is… Hundin, it’s German, and it means: Female Dog ;) I just like it because hund is just dog in german, and its a pretty known word here so just the secrecy that is the word Hundin… >:)

If you want to check out the “I’m Not From The US” Ask Set, check here~

reblogging for tags ask ask me another one bites the dust but seriously like huda-bae is like saying a sweet nothing to your dog in german its like oooh you puppy but in german lmao sneaky words
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illmamnim asked:

For the "hi I'm not from the us" thing- 7

artzypaw answered:

7. Three words from your native language that you like the most?

(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)

Kapoot- which basically means damaged or broken. I use it literally all the time: ex–“My mind is kapoot” “Whelp, that’s kapoot.”

Scheisse- Means shit. I don’t use this word a lot, but it’s funny because i’ll hear little german kids use it and i feel like a god peering over sinful little devils (btw german kids are evil)

Hallo- Means hi. I literally say this everyday because dutch people or just… anyone – say hello and I’ve just grown to saying “hello” in a European accent. Like i’ll have to ask some random stranger for directions and i’ll start with “…Hallo, do you speak ena;fdklja;fjdaksl;jf” and so on.

If you want to check out the “I’m Not From The US” Ask Set, check here~

Reblogging for tags ask ask me I'm Not From the US ask set this is fun because i'm like a european child yet i'm not there are a lot of eurpean words americans use everyday without knowing it lmaoo me

fresh-bean-deactivated20180822 asked:

hhhhhhhhhhhdjdjsjdhdhs too much;;;;;: soorryy;,,':(//)&"" -= Voltron, Keith, Lance, Hunk, Blade of Marmora, Balmerians, Kuron, Honerva, Weblum, Slav, Space Mice, KALTENECKER, Paladin =-

Don’t apologize! It just means you have a lot of questions!


Voltron-Which Lion do you think you would pilot? Why?

I think i’d be either blue or yellow, just because of their traits and how i would contribute as a paladin. (but i’d also love to be red soooo)

Keith-Do you consider yourself an aggressive or passive person?

I’m passive-agressive, but i lean more on the passive side just because i don’t necessarily lash out or speak my thoughts.

Lance-Are you a flirtatious person? Lance level flirting?

I tend to be a little flirty while texting, if i am in a mood or something, but other than that i really am not…? lmao when it comes to lance’s silly pick up lines i’m a real sucker for those (they’re more amusing than arousing)

Hunk-Do you know how to cook/bake?

yes and no. I can do it, but i’ll either be panicking the whole time or i’ve made it many times before :’)

Blade of Marmora-Who has the best character design?

ldhga arhhgg all of them have such great backstories and character development and they all are just dhjksal;ghaaa  sorry cant answer that

Balmerians-Are you good at reading at other peoples emotions?

I feel like I would be, but now thinking more deeply into the question i may or may not be that good at reading people’s expressions. Maybe if they’re more easily put out i can, who knows.

Kuron-Would you want a clone of yourself? Why?

I would! But for the more dorky reasons than the normal. It’s probably odd, but I want to watch my life like I watch others. I want to be the third eye to my view. I always wonder what i’d look like doing things or how i’d approach them, what everything would seem, and so making a clone that’d act and be exactly like me gives me the opportunity to observe…

Honerva-Do you have any pets?

(Is honerva the official cat lady??) aaand i do!! I have a 6 year old yellow lab :)

Weblum-What is your favorite Voltron episode?

That’s hard!! One of my favorites is the Blade of Marmora episode, and another is the last episode of season 7

Slav-What are your ships? No discourse allowed.

I’m honestly okay with all the ships. I’m supportive no matter what you want. My main ship is Klance, seconded is Shallura, and then everything else. No discourse, but Sheith is an odd ship for me just because I think of them as brothers rather than lovers. As i said before, i’m not against it, i support people’s opinions.

Space Mice-What are your favorite animals?

Mermaids (or if we’re being real, probably whales)

Kalternecker-Who is your favorite Voltron character?

Evil question. I say Keith, and then i want to say Lance as well so that’s why my answer is Klance

Paladin-When did you start watching Voltron?

I watched it when it was very first released! I’ve been in the fandom the whole time..!


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ask ask me voltron ask meme this was fun some of the questions were hard i was surprised bc i thought they'd all be easy vld
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OC Outfit Doodle Asks

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Send one of the following symbols and one of my OC’s names and I’ll doodle:

👀 OC in their typical underwear
💤 OC in their sleep attire
🔞 OC in something sexy
🏄 OC in what they would wear to the beach/pool
👔 OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding)
☠ OC in what they would wear to a funeral
👖 OC in what they would wear to a casual event (such as a birthday party)
👑 OC dressed as royalty
🚪 OC in what they wear when lounging around at home
💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date
❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear
🎃 OC in a costume they’d wear for Halloween
🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater
🚓 OC in a prison uniform
🚲 OC in athletic gear 
🐰 OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal
❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day
🔥 OC in what they’d wear on a very hot day
👕 OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it (think Zazzle)
🎭 OC in another OC’s typical attire
📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes (such as a fig leaf, a barrel, etc.)
👻 OC in a really bad disguise
📷 OC in a stereotypical tourist getup
🙎 OC in something embarrassing
👗 OC in something from the 50’s
💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire
💃 OC in some radical 90’s clothes
🌁 OC in a hoodie
🌋 OC in camping or adventuring gear
♠️ OC in their armor (or in some sort of fantasy armor if not applicable to their story)
🎨 OC in a cartoon character’s outfit 
🏨 OC in a maid outfit
🏥 OC in a nurse uniform
🐑 OC in farmer wear
👍 OC in a crop top

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fresh-bean-deactivated20180822 asked:

12 for the handwriting ask :)

12. the first 5 words that come to your mind

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This is concerning (When i wrote this i had no clue if pistachio was spelt correctly)

Handwriting ask here!

ask ask me ok i'm a little fat lmao in my heart and my mind probably not a good sing if those are the first words that come to mind except milk and pistachio is ok you know i'm a fattie when the first word to come to mind is chocolate omg