the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
Lance texts Keith at 9 am when he is in class and its says “ good morning love of my life, my beautiful boy, do you enjoy stealing my cloths every fucking morning like do you feel bad at all be honest “
hunk: *pulls out his 12 Times New Roman double spaced essay with main points highlighted and marked with sticky notes* so have you guys finished this yet :D
lance: he assigned it YESTERDAY
pidge: i’m running on less than two hours of sleep and approximately ten red bulls time is but a sweet memory my friend
keith: we had to write something
Fanfics where Chat is inadvertently jealous of himself are actually the best.
Ladybug- “Oh, yeah, I’ve had a crush on this one boy for a while. He’s really sweet, and kind, and (etc etc)”
Chat-
What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”
What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.
getting married on Halloween would be great because
1) never have to worry about forgetting the anniversary
2) forget formal wear, guests should arrive in costumes
3) pumpkin pie wedding cake???
4) also I’d want to toss a pumpkin instead of a bouquet. just a whole pumpkin. just freakin launch that sucker behind my head. get wrecked
lance: *shares to Keith his insecurities of being a weak link on the team* There’s not enough lions for the 6 of us…someone’s gonna have to step down eventually.
Keith: Don’t worry about it, it’ll work itself out. *Immediately decides to sit out of the next battle to make sure Lance has a Lion and doesn’t have his insecurity confirmed.*
I SEE YOU BITCH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE KEITH, FUKICNG CARING FRIEND KEITH
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