why can i vividly picture lance and keith catching their breaths while being pressed up against each other in a tight corner after outrunning enemies, followed by keith looking up to ask lance if he’s okay, only to stop mid sentence bc he finds lance already looking at him with his infamous shit-eating grin and says “hey.” then leans in closer to whisper, “you come here often?“
Allura: I have read about a human game. Would you like to play Lance?
Lance: sure what’s the game?
Allura: I believe it is called Fuck, marry or kill?
Lance: *chuckles* well I guess I would fuck Keith
Keith: *chokes on drink*
Lance: Marry Hunk
Hunk: I’ll pretend it’s not just because I feed you.
Lance: and I’d kill myself.
Allura: I don’t believe that’s how the game works…
Lance: did I fucking stutter?
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