MORE OLDER KEITH AND LANCE EDITS!! People seemed to like my first post, so I made another!!!!!
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Flirting 101 with Keith.
He’s getting there.
“It is said the guardian spirit of the light only awakens in time of great imbalance and suffering, and that she has never chosen a paladin before”
I DREAMT THIS. So now it’s a thing
I’m so sorry you have to live with my shit. .
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I asked my mom to name each voltron character and their personality
Lance:
Me: “What’s his name?”
Mom: “I’m trying to think of something sly like, Leo.”
*snorts*
“He’s a player. A big flirt. Like he thinks he’s better than everybody but he’s really not.”
“Anything else?”
“No that’s it.”
“Wow.”
Keith:
Mom: “James”
Me: “JAMES?”
“And ack he’s sad god love him. He may be a bit disgruntled but he looks very sad. I think he seems like a nice guy, you know?”
“Yeah”
“He’s very closed off too. Cause he has his arms crossed. That means you’re closed off.”
Hunk:
Mom: “His name is…….. Patrick.”
Me: *laughing my ass off* “You’re giving them such generic names!”
“So? I like em names.”
*my brother from a distance* “PATRICK LMAO”
“And he looks a wee bit dozy.”
“Dozy?”
“Yeah he doesn’t know what he’s up to. He thinks he knows what he’s doing but he has no clue. He’s a big lug.”
*after being told his name is Hunk* “I like Patrick better.”
Pidge:
Mom: “I’m just gonna give her a name. Jenny.”
Me: “Jen- okay”
“And she looks like she’s a curious wee book worm girl. She’s probably really smart and slightly misunderstood maybe?”
“Is that it?”
“Ay”
Shiro:
Mom: “I’m trying to think of a name for him……….. Ian.”
Me: *trying to hold back laughter*
“Ian and he’s a wee bit scary. He’s like the leader. He’s the one in control of everything, you know? And he seems very… very distant but he wants to be closer maybe? Like he wants to be friendly but he’s gotta play the tough guy.”
Allura:
Mom: “……….Quintara.”
Me: “QUINTARA- at least it’s not something generic.”
“She looks like a princess. She looks… friendly? But a little bit sad or something? Worried maybe. But determined. She’d kill a bitch.”
*laughing our asses off cause FACTS*
Coran:
Mom: “His name is…………………………………….*long pause*…………………………….. Red.”
Me: “Red??”
“Yeah cause his hair. You know? He’s a red head.”
“Why would his name be red because of his hair color?”
“Because that’s the nickname. He’s very stuck up. Very snotty. ‘Mr. know it all.’”
“I can’t.”
“He may even speak with an English accent.”
*pissing myself at this point*
Lotor:
Mom: “….*long pause again*………. Like, fricken Zaltor?”
Me: *choking* “You’re close?”
“He’s a powerful enemy out to kill everybody. He has a dark side but he might have a light side too. He seems a wee bit soft hearted maybe? You know what, he reminded me of the princess. Allura? Yeah he reminded me of her. That, ‘I’m gonna kill. I’m soft hearted but I can kill you.’ and maybe that royalty stance gives off that impression.”
Zarkon:
Mom: *scared look* “Oh jesus……… King Buggaboo.”
Me: “wHAT??”
“I don’t know he looks like a bug! King Buggaboo!”
“THESE ARE THE VILLAINS, WHY WOULD A VILLAINS NAME BE ‘BUGGABOO?’ THAT’S NOT INTIMIDATING AT ALL.”
“True.”
“Try giving him a more intimidating name.”
“Mac.”
*w h e e z i n g*
“He’s like a big Mac Truck.”
“THAT’S NOT BETTER BUT OKAY.”
“He looks like he has a big raspy voice and he’s scary. He’s kinda like Megabyte, you know?” *she’s talking about Megabyte from reboot lmao* “He’s a trickster.”
*after explaining that he’s Lotors dad*
“Oooh…. this- this one, him? THAT’S HIS DAD?? WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO HIM???”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Haggar:
Mom: “Ooo she looks like a witch doctor. She’s pretty dark. ‘Evil one.’ Her name’s Voltra.”
Me: “Yeah, VOLTRONS enemys name is VOLTRA.”
“Oh right it’s Voltron. I forgot the name. But she’s a nasty piece of work. There’s no soul in her.”
*me and my brother share a ‘If only she knew’ look*
*after explaining she’s Lotors mom.*
“So Zarkon is her husband.”
“Oh shit. Them two a couple? Fuck.”
WOWWWWWWW
The Baku Gardens and The true Evil of Voltron
The whole episode of “The Depths” is about brainwashing and what brainwashes what.
And eventually the conclusion is this:
Queen Luxia: “Please! The last thing I remember is that organism in the garden falling from space. I went to inspect it. I thought it was a plant.”
(and we are shown this picture of that snake creature)
Hunk: “Wait a second. We’ve been eating that plant.
And it’s delicious! It’s so safe and warm.”
Lance: “A-ha! Mind-swishing! It was the plant the whole time.
And the queen was the first one to be mind-controlled.”
Plaxum: “But why?”
Queen Luxia: “The Baku has been harvesting us all. We are its food source.“
And we are made to believe the organism was this thing:
BUT WAIT
Waaaait
The snake is not the organism that fell from space and was mind controlling everyone.
It was the same thing that got Zarkon
This little thing that they let enter their universe through the rift:
The mermaids have been eating food contaminated with that purple quintessence stuff Zarkon has been gulping down.
“The Depths” are kinda telling us what happened to Zarkon before we see it in season 3.
Honerva (or Zarkon) was the first one to be mind controlled by the creature, and the creature is harvesting all life forms in the universe I guess because it’s it’s food source.
(It’s something that becomes very clear after S3E7, but it was right in front of our eyes since S2E2)
Since it doesn’t seem like team Voltron are on to it yet, they just know that Zarkon somehow came back to life after he died in the rift and blame him for all the bad the Galra Empire has done.
Maybe Lance and Hunk would be the first ones to connect the dots and realize the real enemy is that purple demon thing.
And in “The Depth” they got rid of the brainwashing by using a fish..
So maybe someone should throw this thing in Zarkon’s face to save the universe haha
OK no, although that would be awesome.
That was a temporary solution, but it did seem to cancel the brainwashing effect of eating the purple quintessence, so maybe Plaxum, Blumfump and Swirn could help team Voltron understand what exactly was in that fish that did that in the future..
I mean if they will still be around.. because
The thing is still there when they leave the Ocean planet. They didn’t get rid of the real problem. They just got rid of the snake that was probably controlled by it.
Also if letting the purple quintessence into your system has the ability to brain wash you and puts you under the “Demon Thing” (NOT ZARKON’s) control…
Shiro has been like bathing in that stuff since the start, he got hit with it so many times haha
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