



aegisaglow-deactivated20181219 asked:
ikimaru answered:
“and that’s how I accidentally became emperor”
“and then everyone tried to take me out so we had to leave real quick”
idk tho I feel like that wouldn’t be part of his arc, he already has a lot of things to deal with ahh
Lance: so then I snuck around the side of his bad eye and-
Shiro: His bad eye?
Lance: Yeah, you know? The messed up one?
Shiro: What messed up one?
Pidge: He has one eye that’s permanently shut, it wasn’t like that when you were there?
Shiro: No. Hey Keith! Did you know Commander Iverson has only one eye now?
Keith:

Lance: Keith, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
Keith: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!
(later)
Keith: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Shiro. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
Shiro: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Allura confessed to me?
Keith: Didn’t you like, thank her?
Shiro: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.
The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory
Part Two

this is literally my fave
This are too funny, i just had to reblog
omg i am weezing