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cute date idea

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we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

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But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

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So, Voltron has EIGHT Seasons, at the very least.

8 seasons. seasons= 7 letters. 8 + 7 = 15. And we are meant to have 5 paladins. 15 + 5 = 20

If we follow the letters in the word ‘paladin’ and each letter corresponds to a number (A=1, B=2, etc.)

P=16, A=1, L=12, A=1, D=4, I=9, N=14

16+1+12+1+4+9+14=57

And if we add these to the previous number… 57+20= 77

Coran and Allura were in that pod for 10,000 years. If we divide 10,000 by 77, we get 129.87 aka 130.

If we subtract the 7 main characters, as well as Zarkon and Haggar- which makes 9 characters in total- from the 130 we have, we will get 121.

As you can guess, a phrase can be made from those numbers, if we follow the sequence accordingly.

K=11, L=12, A=1, N=14, C=3, E=5

I=9, S=19

C=3, A=1, N=14, O=15, N=14

11+12+1+14+3+5+9+19+3+1+14+15+14 = 121

so what i’m saying is

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