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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chocmarss
theprojectava

The tit-off

So I tried uploading this for over two days now. But since our home interet had a melt-down I have to use the mobile version of tumblr and it won’t let me upload anything. :/
So.. The last two panels were additional - hence a bit sketchy, but mobile tumblr won’t even let me put pictures in my text posts XD
So… Uh I hope you like it?? Kuro and Shiro are having a little tit-off in this one, because they both try to impress Keith. Kuro is slightly smaller and less bulky than Shiro (but he’s still bulkier than most so damnit)… But he knows how to put his muscles on display ;)
He’s also a bit paler than the rest, but that’s because the poor baby has never seen the sun before.
Maybe I’ll draw a comic where the Paladins take him on a trip to a planet and he gets a sunburn after like five minutes or so XD

Source: theprojectava AGHH OMG I love this Lance shiro Keith ther man boobs
chocmarss

Every phrase said by the Voltron Combinable Toy

fluffy-keef

@emeraldcyborg and I bought all the lions and spent about two hours recording this transcript, so I hope someone gets a laugh out of it. Or uses it in a fic somehow, because now I really want to see that. 

(When Voltron is fully formed)

  • Lance: Blue Lion! Ready for action!
  • Keith: Red Lion! Ready for battle!
  • Pidge: Green Lion! All systems go!
  • Hunk: Yellow Lion engaged!
  • Shiro: Red, Green, Black, Blue, and Yellow Lions detected! Voltron operational!
    • Voltron complete. Targeting Robeast!
    • Great work, team!
    • Let’s do it! Keith, form sword!

(Pressing the button in full Voltron form)

  • Shiro: Let’s do it! Keith, form sword!
    • Keith: Yes, sir.  (Sheith bait)
    • Keith: Forming blazing sword!
  • Shiro: Now we go on the offensive.
    • Keith: Time to heat things up!
    • Lance: It’s on!
  • Shiro: Lance, Hunk, give me full reverse thrusters!
    • Lance: Fastest feet in the galaxy!
    • Hunk: Whatever you say, Shiro!
    • Lance: Roger. Engaging lower thrusters.
    • Lance: Don’t worry, Shiro! I got this!
  • Shiro: Form shield!
  • Shiro: Pidge, form shield!
    • Pidge: My shield can’t take much more of this!
    • Pidge: Roger that!
  • Shiro: We need to increase firepower!
    • Lance: We got ya, buddy!
    • Pidge: Eat this, Zarkon!
  • Shiro: Let’s light this thing up! Fire lasers!
    • Pidge: Firing lasers… now!
    • *pew pew! laser noises!*
    • Keith: Fire magma beam!
  • Hunk: Time to armor up!
  • Lance: Hold it right there!
  • Keith: Let’s cut the Galra down to size! (keith no)
  • *pew pew! laser noises!*
    • Hunk: You dropped a sonic boom on him!
  • Keith: I’m not backing down!
  • Lance: Let’s see if I can freeze these guys!

Combining phrases

(Red Lion attached)

  • Keith: Red Lion, ready for battle!
    • Shiro: Good to have you back, Keith. (more Sheith bait)
  • Keith: I’m on it, Shiro!

(Green Lion attached)

  • Pidge: You can count on me, Shiro!
    • Shiro: Pidge, we’re going to need that shield.
  • Pidge: Green Lion! All systems go!

(Blue Lion attached)

  • Lance: I’m right there with ya!
    • Shiro: We need to increase firepower!
  • Lance: Blue Lion, ready for action!

(Yellow Lion attached)

  • Hunk: Yellow Lion engaged!
  • Hunk: Are you sure we should do this?
    • Lance: We got ya, buddy. (This is the only instance in which two paladins other than Shiro talk to each other. Hance bait?)
  • Hunk: Whatever you say, Shiro!

(Detaching any of the lions)

  • Shiro: Great work, team!
  • Shiro: Separation sequence engaged.

(Yellow Lion detached)

  • Hunk: Sorry, my bad.

(Blue Lion detached)

  • Lance: Let’s play it cool!

(Green Lion detached)

  • Pidge: Whoa whoa whoa!

(Red Lion detached)

  • Keith: I’m not backing down!

(Pressing the button when any of the lions is not attached)

  • Shiro: We need the red lion!
  • Shiro: Hunk, we’re waiting on the yellow lion.
  • Shiro: Pidge, fire up the green lion. We’re coming in hot!
  • Shiro: Lance, we’re still missing the blue lion.

(Black Lion individual phrases aka how many ways can we tell kids to buy the other toys)

  • Voltron is the only thing that can stop Zarkon!
  • Let’s assemble Voltron and get rid of these Galra! (don’t be rude to keith)
  • Form Voltron!
  • We need to increase firepower!
  • Let’s light this thing up! Fire lasers! *pew pew*
  • Now we go on the offensive.
  • Systems compromised!
  • Now… we will destroy you.
  • We will save the universe!
  • (several sound effects)
keiiro

Shiro: Good to have you back, Keith.

😍😍😍

Source: fluffy-keef sheith bait IM DYING ALL THE BAIT KEITH LANCE HUBK PIDGE SHIRO vld toy
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ironinkpen

what’s better than this…. just teams being memes

  • *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″
  • they argue over all noises, not just laser noises
    • “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually i think you mean vwooom” “what? that sounds like a lightsaber, it’s totally wooshaaaaa” “oh my god can you guys shut up” “you shut up keith”
    • shiro: “alright guys let’s get back on topic– though it’s definitely whishboom”
  • there are frequent petitions to play hide and seek as a bonding exercise
  • “keith do you have a plan” keith, who very obviously does not have a plan: “uh……. yeah”
  • whenever the team manages to finish a training session together allura swoops in like “wow congratulations paladins!!! you guys are now almost as strong as an altean nine year old”
  • *lance says something stupid* pidge, looking him up and down with disinterest: “………………….anyway”
  • they walk up to people who are Obviously Not Allura and wax poetic about how incredible altean shapeshifting is
  • lance: “i have never done anything wrong ever???”
    • hunk: “I know this and I love you”
  • a lot of latinx people kiss each other on their cheeks casually and one day lance slips up and does it to one of his teammates and do they let it go?? no, never
Source: ironinkpen headcannons let this team be a meme vld lance keith shiro pidge hunk allura coran