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artzypaw answered:

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)

asdklfja;lsfj lmaoo that’s hard – there are a lot :/

I’ll say my fav is… Hundin, it’s German, and it means: Female Dog ;) I just like it because hund is just dog in german, and its a pretty known word here so just the secrecy that is the word Hundin… >:)

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reblogging for tags ask ask me another one bites the dust but seriously like huda-bae is like saying a sweet nothing to your dog in german its like oooh you puppy but in german lmao sneaky words
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illmamnim asked:

For the "hi I'm not from the us" thing- 7

artzypaw answered:

7. Three words from your native language that you like the most?

(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)

Kapoot- which basically means damaged or broken. I use it literally all the time: ex–“My mind is kapoot” “Whelp, that’s kapoot.”

Scheisse- Means shit. I don’t use this word a lot, but it’s funny because i’ll hear little german kids use it and i feel like a god peering over sinful little devils (btw german kids are evil)

Hallo- Means hi. I literally say this everyday because dutch people or just… anyone – say hello and I’ve just grown to saying “hello” in a European accent. Like i’ll have to ask some random stranger for directions and i’ll start with “…Hallo, do you speak ena;fdklja;fjdaksl;jf” and so on.

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Reblogging for tags ask ask me I'm Not From the US ask set this is fun because i'm like a european child yet i'm not there are a lot of eurpean words americans use everyday without knowing it lmaoo me
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astro-not-art asked:

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artzypaw answered:

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10- What were you doing at midnight last night?

Rhys had to take a break on their stream, so i went to bed . Lmao weren’t you there???

(”bed” is reading klance fics ‘till i felt tired, if i’m being honest)

16- The last song you listened to?

Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey 

50- What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I forgot who i was talking to, but like the lame self i am, it was something similar to the topic we were talking about (not really) and I mentioned that Sharks have 2 penises and then everything went downhill. It was first like um, okay how do you know that to that’s cool? but why? keeping my fun-facts to myself for now on ^^;;

reblogging for tags ahh but seriously it was so awkward they were like "wtf why did you sayt hat just kmn like narwals their horns are just a SUPER long tooth sticking out of their head and then like... male seals have a skin bubble they flob around to attrack women??? XDD i have so many of these little facts its bad?? astro thanks for asking :)