Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the Eiffel Tower is always so empty it must really be like that.
Actually visits Eiffel Tower: Oh my dear lord baby jesus okay fam not today I ain’t DEALIN WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE.
Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the Louvre is always so empty and clean and no one stands outside!
Actually visits the Louvre: Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll oh look the mona lisa surrounded by millions of people
Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the transportation system seems so perfect and well organized
Drives down Champs-Elysees: OH WE GON DIE SAVE YO SELVESSS ROLL DOWN THE MF WINDER
Watches Miraculous: Oh wow pigeons are so adorable and kawaiiiiiiiiiiii
Touches a one legged pigeon in central Paris: Putain! I’ve contracted 8 diseases and grown an extra limb!
*no hate I love Paris I just think it’s funny how show portray Paris*
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