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[soniccannon]

he knew he was gonna fail the damn test huh

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[lemarshall19]

Lance, unknowningly walking up to Krolia before Keith can introduce them: hey, the name’s LANCE, paladin of voltron, and the man of your dreams-

Keith: ….

Krolia: ……. honey, I’m charmed but my son actually lov-

Keith, shrieking, red faced: NoNOnONONO MOM WE TALKED ABOUT THIS-

Lance: …..

Lance: M O M?! Oh my god, ma'am I’m so sorry OH god-

Krolia, weeping happily while hugging her new son: marry him, have a billion babies, ill pick the names, get you a nice house–

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[margatini]

When Vanilla said you could help Cream get ready for school she didn’t mean prepare her for murder, ShadDad

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sex scenes in fanfiction be like

[bigbardafree]

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[ffc1cb]

also heres the godforsaken crossover i mentioned in the tags earlier 

(dont tag as kin/me)

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[bellatown]

surprise! im back with more marichat 

close up: 

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[filibusterfrog]

living islands

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That is so cool! Do they eventually migrate into the water in part because of the massive weight of their shells? So their surface area allows the water to help support them and their poor knees?

Also do they travel? Or do they root themselves in place? They’re so cool!!!!

[filibusterfrog]

yes!! the ocean lessens their heavy load. Furthermore, they seem to enjoy seeing new places but by the time they’ve reached maturity they move so slowly you can hardly tell they’re moving. this not only conserves energy but also gives the biome on their shells time to adapt to different temperatures!

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That’s so cool! And they all probably have different ecosystems and local fauna on their backs too, I’m guessing? So no two living islands are alike!

[filibusterfrog]

very much so. In an isolated case, one fully matured (and particularly strong) island never set foot in the water, deciding instead to remain on dry land. All reports say she still roams the desert today! (which desert, however, manages to remain a closely guarded secret)

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[karlos86]

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

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