- Hunk: theres only one thing worse than death,
- Hunk: [rips card off so it says 'Lance's death'] Boom.
- Keith: [gasp] Lance
- Hunk: no.
the first time the paladins meet Lotor, Lance points at him as he turns to Keith and says, “that’s how you have good, long hair, Mullet”
Boyfriend Keith Headcanons
I’ve seen a lot of Klance head canons in my day (you have to imagine me saying this whilst sitting in a rocking chair on someone’s verandah) and a lot of them seem to focus a lot on Lance, which is great! And I get it! Lance is more extroverted and probably does the BIG romantic gestures, but I bet Keith is also a really rad boyfriend. So here’s some boyfriend Keith head canons.
- Relationships are very important to Keith because of how much time he has spent in isolation. He’s very sentimental and saves ticket stubs from movie dates. He hangs flowers upside down so they dry and he can keep them. There’s a box of these trinkets filled with cute notes Lance has left on his door, a cool rock Lance gave Keith because he said it was the same colour as his eyes, a band-aid (gross) that Lance put on his wrist before they started officially dating.
- He starts wearing his hair up more because he knows Lance likes it. He even buys some matching bobby pins and Lance wears his set proudly around the ship.
- Koala boyfriend.
- Knows all of Lance’s most ticklish spots.
- Does drills with Hunk in secret to learn all of Lance’s siblings, aunts, uncles, grandparents, parents, etc. He gets Lance to teach him how to sew (“oh, I’m just getting some holes in my gloves and think it would be nice to repair them myself”) and he cross-stitches Lance’s family tree for christmas.
- He adds an additional branch for team Volton cuz they’re family too
- Lance cries for an hour.
- When no ones around he’ll say HORRIFICALLY dirty things to Lance. Half of them don’t make sense. And it’s kind of a joke that Keith has no idea what sexual innuendoes are. Sometimes he’ll know he has the euphemism wrong, but he’ll whisper it to Lance anyway just to hear him laugh.
- REALLY likes Lance’s legs.
- And smooth tummy.
- Happily big spoons the night away.
- Protective boyfriend.
- Lance makes him a t-shirt with his own face on it as a joke…. but Keith… wears it? Like a lot?
- Some alien - “The blue one is on your shirt?”
- Keith - “… Yeah?”
- Lance is both flattered and mortified.
- Someone once made a very inappropriate pass at Lance and kept touching him and cornering him. Lance tried to quietly slip away and not cause a scene when Keith just HEADBUTTED THE GUY. Gross dude dropped to the ground and didn’t get up for a while.
- Hugs from behind a lot.
- Velcro boyfriend.
- Will grow up to be that old man, who when he opens his wallet, a cascade of plastic sleeves filled with photos falls out.
Here is the analysis of THE VOLTRON SPOILER from my experience as someone that works in television and has seen those type of “text burn in” on video countless times before
1) (upper left) obviously happens at 13 min 55 sec into the episode.
2) (lower left) the episode is final, because the word LOCKED mean : it’s locked, it’s final, we’re not touching it.
3) But they touched it again, recently, because it’s written “updated april 18th”.
4) this looks like a voice booth, yes, but also the file look like a file we send either to a musician or to the sound mixing studio (h264 is a type of video file that is used by both, we produce this video file format every single day to send to musicians, sound studios, producers and networks for approbation, etc.)
My bet is on the sound studio.
5) Sadly, the episode number that should be written before the word LOCKED is hidden by the mike.
6) (upper right) the number 162_tk1 probably means : 162nd shot in the episode, take 1. Don’t take my word on this one because I only worked with animation shots once in my life, I usually work with normal tv shows.
Aaaaand that’s all I have.
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