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thanotaphobia
lalnce

shiro, whispering to the camera in his vlog: no one else in the castle knows this, but ive been secretly sneaking around the castle putting cardboard cutouts of myself in places where the others least expect, and filming their reactions with a hidden camera to be put in my vine compilation for when we return to earth

shiro, checking his watch: …and lance should be finding that cutout of me behind his room door in 3, 2—

[a loud scream in the far distance and a crash]

shiro: there it is

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illmamnim
thegestianpoet

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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