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keith after he sees the voltron show

[breeeliss]

Keith: Sooooooo…….Shiro the Hero, huh?
Shiro: Keith shut the fuck up

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Keith: Hey Lance
Lance: ‘Sup?
Keith: …….bi bo bi
Lance: You FUCKING–

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Keith: Hey Pidge could you, uh, teach me how to revert the the electron whizzer capacitors into a binomial matrix code in order to do a loop de loop through the Tesla comms– 
Pidge: JUST BECAUSE YOU MENTION TESLA DOESN’T MAKE IT ACTUAL SCIENCE KEITH

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Keith: So do you tell jokes? Like…like if I asked you to tell me a joke would you be able to tell me one? Or is that not….is that not what you do?
Hunk: Keith…
Keith: I mean I’m just asking
Hunk: Keith, no…
Keith: Like a knock knock joke or something, nothing major

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Keith: Hey Keith! Oh my god, HUGE fan. Listen, I was wondering if I could get an autograph? Maybe a selfie with you brooding and looking off to the side to show my friends back at the Blades? They’ll love it. 
Allura: …….. -__________-;

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Bonus:

Kolivan: Keith. what’s so funny?
Keith, crying-laughing in the corner: VOLTRON!! ON FUCKING!! ICE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[misterdump]

Together?

…

Together.

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[quetzalcoatl2k]

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

[vekter]

me irl

[amtrax]

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

[ray-kaladis]

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

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[leafylancex]

Things we learned from the new Voltron panel.

- Lance is Keith’s stability.

- “Lotor has some daddy issues.”

- “Lotor is like an onion- wait don’t meme that.”

- The red lion is a boy.

- HUNK IS A DIPLOMAT !!

- Pidge is going all fuckin cia on this shit to find Matt.

- Shiro wants a vacation™

- Lance can milk cows and Kaltenekar is okay.

- Allura and Coran want to try milkshakes.

- Lotor really wants a whole video about his hair and how he takes care of it.

- KEITH IS GOING THROUGH BLADE OF MARMORA TRIALS.

- Shiro basically tells Keith to just accept he’s piloting black now yikes thats harsh.

- LANCE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

- Lance still wears his blue lion slippers.

- “Blue, like any good mother-figure, knew it was time for Lance to fly on his own.”

- Between Lance, Shiro, and Lotor, Kimberly would pick Shiro.

- Hance Ship? Hands Shake? Hand Ship?

- Coran is showing Shiro how to grow a mustache back at the castle.

- Lance took up farming as a part time job.

- Josh claimed to be more excited about Allura piloting a lion than Kimberly was.

- “Will this be the season they finally put a tracker on Shiro?” Aj thinks they’ll find the tracker with a swoop of Shiro’s white hair just attatched to it.

- Hunk and Lance will get their time to shine eventually, we just have to be patient.

- Shiro likes being in the castle with Coran, but part of him still really misses being a paladin because he feels like Keith doesn’t even want to be where he is and he would take his place back in a heartbeat.

- Joaquim’s favorite paladin is Lance.

- There may be an age gap between Allura and Lotor.

- “Everyone loves Hunk and gets along with him.”

- They can’t say anything about it but lgbtq+ representation is very important to them.

- Lotor: “Go to sleep, daddy.”

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[lesbian-diana-cavendish]

the poor clueless lesbian 

bonus:

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[artzypaw]

OH MY GOD

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[vrepitsigh]

Ever wanted to see every single one of Lance’s smiles/smirks in one post ???? Now you can

[give-me-a-minute-to-think]

…i’m worried about you man.

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god me too

[lanceymccute]

@klancegalaxy

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[isthisclutch]

It’s them dirt colored eyes

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[probablyfakeblonde]

Reagan and I found a new son and we love him ;~;

[probablyfakeblonde]

why he lick

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Let me tell you how I out thieved these two thieves at work.

[wishcircuit]

So I work a retail job on top of many other jobs, and these two girls were in and out of my store at least 8 times. Which is sketchy and pretty much a give away that they were quite obviously stealing things, I’d see them stick their hands in their pockets or in their bags, but I was the only person at work today so I couldn’t stop checking people out in order to confront them…..which im sure they noticed.

Fast forward a few hours when they finally come back in, they had decided to purchase something to seem less suspicious. A 4$ pair of pearl earrings. At this point there is no one else in the store so I think Game On.

While they were scanning the shelves for anything else they might want, I’m looking at their pockets. I can clearly see the small ring through the fabric that they swiped earlier, the outline of tags shoved in their back pockets, amateurs.

Now for those of you that don’t know, I was stranded in Ireland for about a month with little to no money when I was a teenager and had to resort to being shady to get by till my cousin got me a ticket home. 

Long story short, I am an excellent pick pocket. But I only use my powers for good instead of evil now. 

So I followed them around the store pretending to bump into them as I put items back on the shelves, I stole NOT ONLY the product that they took, but everything in their back pockets. Now before you wag your finger at me just hold on a minute. They come to the register to get the one item they decided to pay for, and I’m smiling the whole time.

 I tell them they price and then…I wait. 

The one girl frantically patted her pockets, clearly confused and she looked at the other girl to ask “Where’s my money at?”  This girl is clearly upset at this point and I suggested “Oh hey maybe you dropped it?” in the most sincere retail voice I can force my vocal cords to produce. Her and her friend drop to their knees and start searching for it. I let them continue like that for 10 minutes before I tell them that I had found it earlier and forgotten. 

“You really should be careful the more you have in your pockets the easier it is for your money to fall out :)))))” I say, the statement unnerved them, they didn’t know if i KNEW or not. But they awkwardly shook it off with a laugh and I start to ring up the earrings again. BUT THIS TIME, I reach over the counter and start to ring up the items I had taken from their pockets. I dropped the tags on the counter and the merchandise hit the table hard, just like these girls mouths hit the floor. 

You should have seen their faces it looked like someone had sucked the very essence right from their bodies. “Oh no she did not.” The one girl whispered as she checked her pockets yet again. Yes, Yes I did :) i’m beaming, their reaction added ten years to my lifespan. They apologize, laughing it off like it was a funny joke. But I’m not done yet.This time I look them dead in the eyes and go “Would you like me to ring out whats in your bags too before security gets here?” 

Shock, pure dismay and anguish come over them, they look at each other. Each of them looks at me like I have personally came and shot their dogs. I AM LIVING, I’m reveling in the situation. Slowly, they lift their bags and dump out more products than Mary Poppins could shove in her bottomless purse. I start ringing it all up. They look horrified. A total of 400$ worth of items. I hold the fate of these girls in my hands and they know it. Over 200$ is a felony larceny charge. But I think they have suffered enough and jail is not fun so I present the ultimatum. 

“You buy it all and I’ll let you go.” 

and that is how I made all my sales goals and fucked with some shoplifters. 

[kiloueka]

Holy shit ur my idol, that was so beautiful I might cry