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Miraculous Headcannons I Wrote at 3 AM

Everyone in Paris doesn’t share one braincell, which means it’s a lot harder for Marinette or Adrien to transform. So they can’t just jump behind a bench or something
Marinette’s fingers are covered in bandages from constantly pricking her fingers while sewing
Adrien has dimples on his cheeks and they’re adorable
Marinette and Adrien sit next to each other because she actually pays attention when the teacher calls her name
Marinette bringing Adrien croissants because she knows he loves them
Adrien staring at Marinette and trying to count her freckles
Marinette doesn’t have pictures of Adrien on her walls or as her computer background (because I don’t care if he’s a model that’s just weird)
Marinette wearing her hair differently when she’s detransformed because the pigtails are a dead giveaway
After long nights of patrolling, Marinette and Adrien fall asleep against each other at school.
Marinette smells like vanilla and chocolate from all the baking.
Adrien loves sunflowers and has vases filled with them in his room, sunflower pins on his bag, and doodles them on his papers.
Marinette literally cannot dance, she’ll end up falling and possibly breaking something
Ladybug starts falling in love with Chat a lot faster than she anticipated and now they freaking love each other
Marinette stands up for herself a lot more because she’s iconic and loves herself
Adrien starts crushing on Marinette because she’s basically ladybug *cough cough* but she also has her own touches that make her so damn adorable
Alya and Nino actually believe Marinette when she calls out Lila
Chloé literally hates Lila with a passion and hopes she crawls back into whatever hole she came from

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AU inspired by this video

Everyone in Paris knows who Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Hawkmoth are except those 3. After all, similar hairstyles, ages, and voices identical. Hawkmoth everyone guessed as the butterflies and Gabriel always being away

Alya: I just don’t get why she didn’t tell me. I have given her every opening

Nino: Maybe it’s to keep you safe?

Alya: She gave me a miraculous!

Nino: Then I have no answers

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Akuma attacks school

Nino: we better all go run and hide

Adrien: Great idea. Oh no, I’ve tripped around the corner. Go on without me

Marinette: I left my bag in the classroom!

Nino: Are they deliberately being obvious or are they just dumb

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Nino: Alya, do you think Gabriel is giving Adrien something to make him stupid? Maybe didn’t actually teach him anything while he was being homeschooled?

Alya: Why do you ask?

Nino: Well Gabriel, sorry, Hawkmoth sent this akuma that attacked their house and Adrien honestly believed saying he had to go have a shower multiple times was a believable excuse

Alya: Well, did Marinette finally notice?

Nino: She believed him!

Alya: Made kwamis make you idiots? Is there a kwami of intelligence we could pair up with them?

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Chloe: I have literally pretended to be Ladybug now. Did they say anything?

Alya: At the same time I said you were ladybug and went after you and they did nothing. Chat Noir even believed it

Rose: Prince Ali has a friend who is coming to Paris. Think maybe if she said they were besties Marinette would finally snap?

Volpina happens

Alya: How did Marinette not saying anything as herself?!

Nino: How did Adrien not notice or piece things together?!

Lila: It’s ok. I have a plan.

Chameleon happens

Alya: She challenged Lila’s story. She said they weren’t friends. I asked for proof and…nothing.

Nino: I was there and even I don’t believe ladybug didn’t crash into the next class

Lila: Well, Gabriel still thinks everyone doesn’t know he’s hawkmoth

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Hawkmoth: Foiled again! Next time I will get your miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir

Nathalie: Have you thought maybe you could know them as civilians?

Hawkmoth: Impossible

Nathalie: Maybe one is even closer than you think?

Hawkmoth:….

Nathalie:…..

Hawkmoth: Are you ladybug?

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Lila: Literally does anything Marinette:

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Ok but like same.

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