What Alix actually tried to say:
Marinette is Ladybug
And Chat Noir likes Ladybug
but Marinette likes Adrien
so Ladrien is the answer
Priceless
- Adult Chat Noir: So, Bunnix, he asked you right?
- Bunnix: Yeah.
- Adult Chat Noir: Did you tell him?
- Bunnix: Yeah.
- Adult Ladybug: Tell him what?
- Adult Chat Noir: The hint I asked her to give him, mini-me, you know, about us.
- Adult Ladybug: Chat no, you didn't! *facepalm*
- Adult Chat Noir: She drew a heart in the air.
- Bunnix: Well, actually no, I didn't. You wanted me to give him a hint, and I gave him a hint. A very accurate one. You just suggested I draw a heart. I drew a square. Sort of. It was kind of all over the place.
- Adult Chat Noir: What! Why would you draw a square?!
- Bunnix: Let me see...Ladybug was dating Viperion, you started seeing the Ice Queen. Oh yeah, and the fact that you two were in a freaking love square of your own with your secret identities! I'd say what I did was more helpful than a simple heart!
- Adult Ladybug: Very true, but there's no way he'd ever figure that out.
- Bunnix: Precisely. I kept the future safe while being honest.
- Adult Chat Noir: *glares at Bunnix and whimpers* Just a few more years of madness, mini-me. I'm so sorry, buddy, I tried!
ladybug and chat noir meeting future alix, wielder of the rabbit miraculous
bunnix: in the future, i’m a part of ladybug and chat noir’s superhero team. that is to say, the ladybug and chat noir that you’ll become. because for the time, you’re much more minibug and chaton noir. in the team, i’m the heroine of last resort. we call on me when everyone has failed.
cn: but we just released you, right? that means that you failed too.
bunnix: no. that was your fault. or to be exact, it will be. in the future, your cataclysm will accidentally damage my miraculous.
Alya: hey Ladybug I’m glad you trusted us with the Miraculi again but I have a question
Alya: why didn’t you give one to Lila? She’s your best friend, right?
Ladybug: I would rather throw myself off a bridge
Alya: oh, you don’t want her getting hurt in battle, that’s so sweet!
Ladybug: no, I would strangle her to death with my bare hands if I thought I could get away with it
Alya: But… She’s your… best friend…?
Ladybug: HOW MUCH MORE CLEARLY DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WANT THAT BITCH DEAD
Master Fu: “Adrien, we need to choose a new Queen Bee to replace Chloé, and I think it’s time you picked an ally you can trust.”
Adrien: “I choose Marinette.”
Master Fu: “…”
Master Fu: “Umm, that’s great, but, umm… could you please choose someone… else?”
Adrien: “I thought you said this was my choice?”
Master Fu: “Well, yes, but…”
Adrien: “Do you not think Marinette is trustworthy?!?”
Master Fu: “Of course she is, it’s just that…”
Adrien: “…what?”
Master Fu: “Nothing”
*Later*
Marinette: “Oh, what? Me? Umm, thanks, but I wouldn’t want to… take this role away from Chloé. I mean, she’s worked to hard for this.”
Chloé: “No, go ahead, take it, you’ll make a great Queen Bee.”
Marinette: “Oh, well, umm… if you insist.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “I wonder where Ladybug is, we need her to defeat the villain.”
Marinette: “…”
Marinette: “Venom!” ‘uses superpower on random person’
Marinette: “Oh no, would you look at that I just accidentally used my power and need to recharge, I’m gonna go do that now. Also I’m super incompetent and you should totally never ask me to be Queen Bee ever again.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “My Lady, you missed her, I chose someone to be the new Queen Bee, but she ran off just before you arrived.”
Ladybug: “Oh yeah, no, I met her, we stopped and talked as she was leaving. She’s a terrible hero, don’t ever give her a miraculous again.”
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