I mean I’m fine with other ships exsisting but when you come between the ladynoir pound it?
We’re gonna have a problem
No Powers
“Are you sure about this?” Marinette questioned her super powered friend, “I mean it’s not like I don’t believe you….. Its just that…”
“You don’t believe me.” He crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. Marinette and Chat Noir stood in her room debating how strong Chat Noir is with and without his powers considering he was always carrying her.
“Chat, you’re a super hero, your powers are half of your abilities, and honestly I’m sure Ladybug would agree with me.” Marinette chuckled knowing she would if Chat ever asked her hidden persona.
“I can totally do it! I’m strong outside the mask too!” He was adamant he could do A lot of things with and without the mask like his persona. Marinette turned around to grab the Chat Noir mask he wore once in a while when he didn’t want tp be in costume visiting at night. She gave it to him along with a black jacket and turned around. He detransformed and put on the disguise. “Come here.” Their argument had been if he could carry her around like Chat could do so easily running around. “I work out, my line of work actually requires me to be fit.” He said As-a-matter-of-factly.
“Listen, I know you can hold me, but for long periods of time and running around too?” Anyone would get tired eventually.” She walked up to him and lifted her arms. “Knock yourself out Chat.” He looked her up and down. “What?”
“I’m just thinking how I should carry you. Princess style, piggy back, should I throw you over my shoulder like a sack of flour?” Marinette playfully punched him and they laughed.
“Well you mostly carry me princess style so lets do that one.” She hopped into his arms and he ran around the room jumping on her chairs and spinning her making her laugh. This continued for awhile and he was becoming a bit tired. “You’re doing good kitty, I underestimated you. But what if I was unconscious?” She smirked then announced, “Dead Weight!!” And let her whole body just flop and turn to putty.
“Why!? How!? Why does this make people seem heavier!?” Chat Noir tripped on the carpet and they both fell on the floor. Under mumbles he called plagg to transform again. Once in costume again he lifted her over his head like it was nothing. “Ha Haaaa!” He yelled as if he just won something.
“I’ll give you props, you lasted longer than I thought you would.”
He put her down. “Powers or no powers, I will always come to save you.” He gazed into her eyes.
“Powers or no powers, I’ll always wait for you to come.”
I raise the “Adrien Agreste becomes a comedian in the future” headcanon (created by @my-miraculous-headcanons) and offer a video of Chat Noir doing a (totally not John Mulaney) skit where he talks about his experience in the past with Delta airlines.
Picture this:
- Gabriel is impressed by the control Marinette has over her emotions based on the many times he’s tried to akumatize her
- He’s also impressed by her creativity and ingenuity
- She’s easily trusted by those around her and has been able to manipulate situations to help her friends. There’s also the fact that she’s seen the grimoire but kept shut about it to everyone else, keeping suspicions off of him.
- So he decides to attempt recruiting her
- Obviously, he’s a master manipulator and convinces her that LB and CN are the true villains, that Hawkmoth is the good guy but, much like with her Lila situation, everyone gets it the wrong way around. He promises to fulfill all of her wishes if she helps him make things right.
- He has her wrapped around his finger
- Except he doesn’t
- Marinette takes the opportunity to play double agent. She is both a hero and a villain. It’s extremely dangerous, but she’ll do anything to bring him down.
- Fu is both terrified and impressed by Marinette’s plan to play a villain (and the ease with which she’s able to do so)
- Marinette expertly gets HM to do what she wants with only Mayura getting in the way occasionally
- Eventual ridiculousness when adrichat finds out about his dad and how he’s “manipulating” Marinette and thus tries to convince her to leave The Dark Side
- I just want to see Marinette dishing out a Villain Speech
Honesty Akuma Attack
Hear me out.
People have enough of Marinette’s claims about Lila. Things reach a head when Lila makes an accusation against Marinette and someone is finally akumatized over it after Marinette attempts to deny or counter it. The thing is though that they’re turned into an akuma that forces people to tell the truth. So anyone they target is forced to answer their questions honestly.
Chloe is forced to admit feeling unhappy and unloved.
Sabrina is forced to admit to being scared of being alone.
Mylene is forced to admit that she actually doesn’t like Kitty Section’s style of music. (*Gasp!*) She only goes to support Ivan because she loves him so much.
Chat Noir manages to show up, but only sort of slows the akuma down before the akuma manages to find Marinette and forces truth out of her, demanding to know why she hurt Lila and tried to claim she was lying.
And Marinette simply responds that she didn’t do anything to Lila. Lila lied.
Everything stops.
The akuma thinks something is wrong and questions her again.
Marinette again responds that Lila lied.
No matter how many times or in how many ways the akuma asks, Marinette responds the same.
“Lila lied.”
Marinette’s eyes are glowing. She is clearly under the effects of the akuma’s spell. She cannot be lying. So the akuma asks what specifically she has against Lila.
And Marinette proceeds to list in complete detail every single lie Lila told. Every altercation. Every cruel word. Every bit of Lila’s manipulation that she was aware of. How Lila had been akumatized four times previously. How Lila had been the one to steal Adrien’s book and throw it in the trash—resulting in his nearly being taken out of school. How Lila had threatened her in the bathroom when she made it clear she wouldn’t stand by and let her manipulate everyone. And every reaction of the classmates as a result of any lie that Lila told.
The akuma is floored.
Chat Noir is horrified.
The akuma then asks—either incredulous or in shock—if Marinette ever lied about anything.
Marinette responds that she’s the one who made Adrien’s birthday scarf for him and let him believe it was from his father to make him happy.
Chat Noir: D:
Akuma: …Damn. I…wow. Huh.
Assuming the akuma isn’t shocked out of the possession by the truth or that Chat doesn’t take advantage of the situation to Cataclysm the akumatized object, the akuma decides to go after Lila instead and releases Marientte.
When Marinette snaps out of it, she doesn’t know what happened or what she said.
But nobody will look Marinette in the eye.
This is similiar to my Veiled AU except Marinette is Akumatized
ML idea: It finally hits him
Adrien is talking with Marinette in the gymnasium.
A basketball comes flying at them, Adrien takes a ball right to the face that knocks him back making him bang his head against the wall.
Marinette is taking the dazed teen to the nurse.
While being taken there, he sees Marinette as ladybug, like it flashes to Marinette looking like ladybug randomly.
After getting him to the nurse, Adrien is lying on the examination table and he keeps thinking about how he saw Marinette as Ladybug.
But there is no way that she … Wait….
Adrien realizing it’s very possible for Marinette to be ladybug. And now he can’t unsee the possibility.
Marinette comes back to check on him, he is still a bit dazed.
“Are you alright Adrien? I am sorry you got hurt protecting me…” she keeps going on until it gets a bit of rambling mess.
“I’m fine Ladybug.” He says with a smile. But then gets embarassed cause he totally meant Marinette.
“Oh shoot I am so sorry I…” Adrien was about to correct himself.
Marinette is as red as her hero costume and mentally screaming.
Clear as a music note and sincere as a melody.
ruinedchildhood
