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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: do you know what really annoys me about the 2001 direct-to-video film barbie in the nutcracker? so at the end of the film clara finds out that she’s the sugar plum princess which is amazing, then her and the nutcracker who is now revealed to be prince eric dance to a great piece of music while clara is wearing an amazing dress and the scenery around them is transforming back to its original beautiful state and it’s all just so perfect, but it gets even more perfect when clara agrees to stay with prince eric and become his new queen. BUT THEN the mouse king comes along and steals clara’s necklace which transports her back to her home. so already it’s really annoying and you’re upset because you wanted clara and eric to live happily ever after, but matters get even worse when the audience is lead to believe that all that clara experienced in the film with the nutcracker etc was just a dream. so as you can imagine, it’s all quite anger inducing. BUT THEN clara’s aunt comes in and introduces clara to a young man who turns out to be prince eric, both of them look at each other and it’s obvious that all that happened wasn’t a dream after all (especially since eric gives clara back the necklace that the mouse king stole), and it gets even better when clara and eric dance together. so now it’s like “well it didn’t end the way i wanted it to, but they still lived happily ever after and that’s good enough for me” and it’s all just very emotional, beautiful and rewarding. it’s a good way to end a movie. BUT THEN the movies goes back to barbie telling stacey or chelsea or chestnut or cappuccino whatever her name is a story about the nutcracker, and it’s honestly just like… how dare you do that? i’ve my hopes up and crushed so many times while watching this movie and you don’t even have the decency in your soul to end the movie on a good note? you could have ended the movie as clara and eric slow dance into a fade into the credits, but no you just had to remind us all that this was just some story told by barbie so her sister won’t fuck up a few gosh darn diddily damnit moves while dancing to the dance of the sugar plum fairy? get gone

literally my exact thoughts me barbie barbie in the nutcracker

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date someone who will unironically watch all the barbie movies with you and sing along at all the songs

thank you i love me barbie bi

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laying like this is gay.

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cant think of a witty response to reblog this with i just fuckin love u …

Source: paper-mario-wiki IM LITERALLY LAYING LIKE THIS AND IM READING THIS I FEEL CALLED OUT ME me bi

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Honestly, I dream of one day having a girlfriend, being in her arms, all that lovely romantic stuff, but also relaxed too.

Somone I can be myself around and talk about danger mouse and turtles with and they’ll listen and maybe understand me.

ME TOOOOO omg im sobbing we have the same dream bi me

Alright. Story time.

So I’m playing sims4 and I decided to create a new sim with the prime goal to find a man with daddy material and get married ASAP. This is especially challenging since literally all the game generated men are ugly af and I normally resort to girls lol.

Anyway, side note, I’ve had this world for a while and pretty much know all the sims that are occupying it. And yet, this time, I didn’t.

So I’m down at this market, hunting for daddy-material men and I find this great guy. He’s a hipster, nice beard, great occupations but I later find out in the conversation that he’s married! And when I read his name I realize I know exactly who this sim is.

He’s one of the generated sims who’s happily married to his partner named Brent. Best part is the guy’s name is Brant. Brent and Brant.

So, after crying a little bit because I just spent an hour devoting my sims life to seducing this happily married man, I decide to go back and hunt for more future daddies.

Finally, there’s this guy I see and I’m thinking to myself “yeasss a second chance!” And I march my sim right up to this fit guy and try and seduce him. He’s the absolute perfect suitor to be the baby daddy to our future child! And a potential hubby. He’s into art and pets and works out a lot. So I’m feeling more confident and I go and click the option to ask what their relationship status is and

He’s also married.

TO BRANT. I was literally talking to Brent the entire time without even realizing it. I’m practically sobbing because yet again I devoted about an hour trying to seduce this guy.

Both married men were daddy-material and I can’t even have them. I honestly was so done and couldn’t believe that both Brent and Brant somehow looped their way into my sim’s prime objective of life.

So yeah that’s the story of how I found two amazing baby daddies who I couldn’t even use because they are both happily married and I’ve actually in the past accidentally tried to seduce them before.

Now both of them keep messaging me asking to hang out and go shopping and It’s a reminder of what I can’t have.

rambles sims sims 4 why couldnt they have been an unhappy gay family atleast in that situation i would be doing them a favor but they have a little girl and a DOG HOW PURE IS THAT rip my life and my sim me im still hunting ill inform you when i find my future baby daddy

Update w/ inktober

I’m not not doing it, I’ve just had a set back due to school but since there’s a hurricane heading this way I have 2 whole days to make up some of my inktober prompts!

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