- Friend: you can't be Wonder Woman.
- Me: WAT ? Why ? I'm a woman. I'm strong and brave ! And I want to help...
- Friend : Cause you'll never leave a island full of women.
- Me: ...
- Me: U right. I cant be Wonder Woman.
roses are red, i’m going to bed
Friend: Hey what kind of shows do you like to watch
Me: oh

uh

um

*starts sweating*

well

I

um

you see

*sweats intensely*

well you see

I like to watch the food network
talking with your friends about your favorite characters like


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