“Oh, so you ship Lukanette now”
Me:

If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.
12 year old me really said “every woman in the world is beautiful and the only attractive male is beast boy from teen titans because he has empathy. I’m straight.”
Apple 🍎: I don’t really like your blog, I follow because I like you!
Banana 🍌: I love your blog content but I don’t really like you.
Cherries 🍒: I think you’re hot!
Pear 🍐: I wish you knew I existed
Grapes 🍇: I wish we were better friends!
Peach 🍑: I want to date you!
Pineapple🍍: We never talk but I care about you!
Strawberry 🍓: I have a huge crush on you!
Lemon 🍋: I really dislike you
Orange 🍊: I look up to you and I trust you
Watermelon 🍉: I think you’re okay but I just follow for the stuff you reblog not your posts
Jalapeño 🌶: Tell me something not on this list!
Am I just being nice or am I flirting with you?? Bold of you to assume I know the difference

Meet Neptune- Roman god of the sea
I got a fish!! He’s in his temporary home since his aquarium has a crack in it 😅