Can sucking dick be considered cardio?
I know it sounds crazy…
But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:
But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.
I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.
Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.
-Mark
Finally someone who gets it!
Nobody’s taken the opportunity to make this shitpost yet, and quite frankly, I’m offended
does Keith jut keep getting shorter?? amazing
it’s the gravity of his galra heritage, crippling depression, and abandonment issues weighing down on him all at once
ruinedchildhood
