“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS
lance: do you think the moon landing was fake
keith: i would fake a moon landing for you
lance: really?????
keith: i’ve hacked every impenetrable government database except your heart
lance: aww babeyyy
hunk: what the singular fuck



Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.
hey man what the fuck
that was God shielding you