guys guys guys I was watching animan today and in the beginning when marinette was reading the adrien magazine, she said something along the lines of “leo: you’re heart will roar” and on the page it was what I assume to be daily horoscopes bc it had a bunch of zodiac signs. marinette was reading the one for leo. marinette is a leo and her birthday is in either july or august change my mind.
aries: i say more dumb things before 9 am than most people say all day
taurus: hi, i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable
gemini: i’m not great at the advice, can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?
cancer: i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this. i’ll regret it
leo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com
virgo: until i was 25 i thought that the only response to i love you was “oh crap”
libra: it’s a sunday. i don’t move on sundays.
scorpio: alright rock paper scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave
sagittarius: couldn’t we just lose our virginities again? because i think, actually, mine’s growing back
capricorn: that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest
aquarius: what must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self loathing
pisces: I’M HOPELESS AND AWKWARD AND DESPERATE FOR LOVE
not a single lie
You are correct, I am a sad bitch
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza
- mint ice cream / mint chocolate
- ketchup in mac n’ cheese
- fries dipped in ice cream
ruinedchildhood
