Coming off a four hour AO3 smut binge:
This follows a topographic map of the United States. I was born in the Southern Water Tribe but was raised in the Earth Kingdom!
- Percy: I don't think I could be happier right now.
- Annabeth: Wanna bet?
- Grover: [appears from around corner] Hi!
- Percy: [in tears] Oh, Grover is here!
- Percy: [shoving Annabeth aside] Grover!
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
GET RECKED MEGAN KELLY XD
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