Cat Noir: Hey princess, guess what this shirt is made out of.
Ladybug, rolling her eyes: We’ve been dating for years, Kitty. I know it’s boyfriend materi—
Cat Noir, getting down on one knee: Wrong. It’s husband material.
Nino: So, where am I on your list?
Santa Claus: Lahiffe, is it? Give me a moment—
Santa Claus: [unravels a giant list and starts reading]
Santa Claus: Well Mr. Lahiffe, unfortunately, throttling a man does not put you in very good standing...
Nino:
Nino: Counterpoint, it was Gabriel Agreste.
Santa Claus:
Santa Claus: Sh*t, you're right.
Gabriel: Nathalie, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Nathalie: Why are you asking me?
Gabriel: Well, Adrien was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has god forsaken me”
Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-
This has been sitting, forgotten in my computer for ages…
I’ve seen many interactions between Mousinette and Chat, and I love them and are a lot of fun! But listen… can we spare a second for Mousinette and Adrien?
(It’d be so stupidly awkward and cute)




This is just really silly
my mother: why do you act like that
me: why’d you emotionally abuse me my whole life? we all have questions …good night
