(March 2nd, 2:50am EST)
Voltron Executive #1: Hey, did you ever post that Season 5 trailer like I asked?
Voltron Executive #2: Ah, shit.
Person: what’s wrong?
Me: nothing…
Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015
disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason
keith: *ties his hair up in a ponytail*
lance: i’m gonna eat my fucking pillow
shiro: no…no don’t do that….
lance: *combs his hair back with his fingers*
keith: i want to fling my entire self into the void
shiro: why…why are you two ..like this…
Rouge: Merry Christmas, Shadow!
Shadow: The hell’s a Christmas?
Rouge: It’s a holiday where people give others nice presents. It’s also where Santa comes and gives everyone who’s been good this year, a nice gift.
Shadow: So what, does he just knock on your door and hand it to you?
Rouge: Nope, he sneaks into your hou-
Shadow: And how does he know whether we’ve been good or not?
Rouge: He’s always watching us.
Shadow: And he’s coming..
Rouge: Tonight.
Shadow: Omega, Initiate immediate lockdown, and all weapon systems.. And get my gun.
Rouge: Shadow no.
Heterosexual™: why do you write so many poems about the beauty of women when you could be writing them about men?
Sappho, about to invent lesbianism: oh? you haven’t heard?
s5 predictions wishlist
Listen listen listen Handsome Jack does the awkward bisexual finger guns it’s #confirmed he’s bi and has a hat kink
hes bi and ready to try (but only if you have a good hat)
He’s try-curious, he’ll give any hat a go at least once
god this reminds me of that one drawing that explained how nisha got her hat and i barely remember it but im sure it was covering jacks dick
It was
ruinedchildhood